hag in a bag

Am old woman who has no muscle or fat between her skin and bones
Yech, look at that hag in a bag in her bikini. pass the potato chips.
by ChinaCat SF June 24, 2018
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tickling the dill bag

A person who tickles your balls while performing a blow job or hand job
Also slang for eating at a greasy spoon or diners
I got the best head last night! She/He was“tickling my dill bag” while working my member!

I need some corned beef hash! Let’s go “tickling the dill bag” at Joe’s Diner!
by Mantaray22 May 24, 2022
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bag of rocks

Someone who desperately tries to be something they aren't for attention. This person is super obnoxious and does the most annoying things even after they are aware that people hate it. This person begs for attention from a guy or girl, but has several flaws in their personality that they try to make up for in stereotypical attributes that someone would like.
Person 1: Kid across the street says he's a skater.
Person 2: HA! What a joke. He can't even do an ollie on the grass.
Person 1: What a bag of rocks.

Person 1: Can you believe this kid keeps singing in Discord calls?
Person 2: Yeah! He's such a bag of rocks.
by gammaraytray February 24, 2021
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Blue bags

Blue bags is a term used in Northern Ireland for a purchase of alcohol that is usually consumed in a public area by lower socioeconomic sectors of society
*Any glimpse of sunshine*
Wee Mickey - ‘it’s pure warm the day’
Wee Mickey’s mate - Blue Sky, blue bags .. yeooooo
by ToiletPuma June 30, 2018
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bag of hammered assholes

Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.
Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.

Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
by Mumbls December 04, 2024
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bacon bag

"Girl I know you wanna suck on this bacon bag"
by Dapibb November 23, 2014
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Inverted Tea Bag

An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.
The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.
by liboface May 31, 2011
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