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Don’t get me wrong

Noun - Just because I’m suddenly upcoming doesn’t mean I dig you or I’m just doing it because I need something in return. Either way it could mean I was controlling all this time and came to a conclusion that you’re worth the second thought or I just found the color of your shoes complimentary to the chair over there and it sparked joy. So I was thankful. (Don’t get me wrong) #vague
Don’t get me wrong, I think we’ll be fine. Then again let’s not go there.

Don’t get me wrong I really wish things were different.
by Curlyfry_3RO August 27, 2019
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fuck me good cory

When something is almost as orgasmic as Caitlin Jenner and Cory fucking and getting stuck handcuffed to an elephant statue in 2017.
Mmm this food smells good.

Yuh, fuck me good Cory!
by Omgronnyyyy January 9, 2018
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jesus take me to the playoffs

When you can’t make the playoffs in madden so you ask Jesus to take you to the playofffs after Jesus floats magesticly down naked and says “if you want to be taken to the play offs the play offs gotta be taken to you” and then you say ok Jesus do what you gotta do and then he says “ good cause I’m gonna FUCK YOU LIKE I FUCKED THAT PIG” *looks at pig * “oh my god it’s in half was it like that when you fucked it” Jesus says “no” then you ask “how long is it” then Jesus responds in a soft soothing voice “ longer than the pig”
I screamed jesus take me to the playoffs and then Jesus floated down and fucked me with a cock longer than a pig
by Long john slider October 17, 2017
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you dealing me up

Demeaning a person with unhurtful words based on their level of educaction and the lack vocabulary skills needed to process the information effectively.
Mechanics: The brakes are pulling with an uneven force causing an inconsistent timing in stop power of the vehicle.

Average Joe: Man! "You dealing me up?"
by Wishedmage May 21, 2017
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kimbpap-i kidding me?

Quote by Seungkwan, a member of the K POP groups SEVENTEEN.
A way of saying «are you kidding me
The phrase is often used by «carats», which is the name of SEVENTEEN's fanbase.
Seungkwnan: Kimbpap-i kidding me?»
Vernon: No, man. It's true.
by Maiken Doritos May 24, 2017
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The don't judge me challenge

A "challenge" that is specialized for arrogant, narcissistic & boring people. The challenge is to make fun of people that have certain ugly features, so they themselves can hide their true ugliness and after make new features hided by makeup. The person is wearing drawed features (That's by society) is called ugly like glasses, acne, dimpels & ugly eyebrows. They typically dance, or do some ugly faces. After that they put their hands on the camera and stop recording. They start putting a lot of makeup on, in the hope that will actually start looking pretty. And then start recording again, by starting with a hand over the screen.
(EX)Friend: Should we watch the don't judge me challenge? It is such a fun challenge, and I totally get surprised every time they turn out to be pretty

Me: I hope deep down that you get some help.
by SigneCrym June 27, 2017
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my fat is hindering me

when a person that is very large is trying to get around but struggling to make motion because there too fat
Lets go!

My fatass is too slow.
Huh "My fat is hindering me"
by dookie twirl November 4, 2017
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