Staying zooty

The art of not giving a fuck and keeping a positive attitude no matter what life throws at you

My car got broken into and my wallet stolen today but I’m staying zooty!

by AlkalizedPips October 2, 2023

Isaac Zolotas

Sexist man alive not Jason Kelce can get anyone’s number in 0.001 milliseconds

Isaac Zolotas can rizz up anyone

by anonymous January 23, 2024

Zaza zooted

When you’re high as balls

“Bro I was so zaza zooted last night, but I can’t really remember!”

by Kahtir:) December 8, 2023

veselekov's zeroth law

A scientific law explicitly stating that all members of the female race shall be unable to be sexually attracted to any man who has full autonomous control of their eyebrows. This does not hold true for any relationship that remains at a platonic level, such as friendships, or even jogging buddies. Predates his first law of gas, grass, or ass: no one rides for free

Player 1: Man, that dude's eyebrows are going everywhere! he's even doing the wave!

Player 2: He probably suffers from veselekov's zeroth law

by veselekov October 14, 2012

Tickets to zoot city

When one procures Xanax and weed with the hopes of entering a "zooted" state where they will accomplish absolutely nothing except watching movie trailers and nodding off constantly for an entire weekend.

Hey Bro you want to head out and chase down some trim Friday night "Sorry Bro I'm not going out, I got two tickets to zoot city so next time I'm free is Monday morning.

by Peeta Bennett December 21, 2022

Mexican blindfold (Zoro)

Wrapping your ball skin over someone’s eyes.

Mike: How was your night last night?
Joey: great I have a girl the Mexican blindfold (Zoro) and she couldn’t see shit!

by Dirrtylarry February 10, 2023