Zelf

A zelf is an annoying kids toy that no one likes

Jocelyn: I LOVE ZELFS
Other kids: Lol that girl is annoying

by barbaralee June 5, 2018

legend of zelda

The only game series of its time to get WORSE as it progressed.

Stoned guy: Dude lets play Legend of Zelda, Wind Waker
Other Stoned Guy: Dude screw wind waker. That games gay. Lets go play A Link To The Past

by Ryan G Anzaldi November 26, 2006

Zelphar

A randy on Halo. He was born under the jungle of Guardian to a lion and a hippo. The Zelphar is a very rare Pokemon. You only have one opportunity to catch him so make sure you bring a lot of ultra balls. Legend tells that the Zelphar has the wang of a newborn child.

Dude you suck you played worse than Zelphar!

by Ryan Irwin January 17, 2009

aunt zelda

aunt zelda is a decrepit old lady who wanders the halls in attitash al the way up in main, people have seen her stand outside of a bathroom for days just waiting for it to be dirty so as she can clean it

"oh my god its AUNT ZELDA run away in FEAR!"

by samuel dionne April 2, 2003

Zelda 64

A horrible attempt to redefine Zelda's legacy on a system which only survived from its release of Golden-eye, was surpassed by its 16-bit predecessor, "A Link to the Past".

That game was so bad, its Zelda 64

by Zei May 6, 2005

zelling

The act of extorting a girl into giving you oral sex.

Brendan: Dude I totally was zelling last night. I zelled two chicks by threatening to leave them at the lake.
Joe: NICE!

by FZAPPA July 25, 2007

zelched

What you are after smoking a fat blunt.

Man, i took one hit of that chronic and i was zelched!

by YESSSSSSSSS May 20, 2007