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Zach

A fat pig who likes to eat donuts and watch anime.
That Zach kid is so smelly he has worn that fedora for the last three years and I don't think he showers.
by Chugsplash69 April 12, 2022
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Zach

Just a guy from Oklahoma is a moron.
Zach can't even win in Mario Kart. What a Tarpley!!
by Ateam043 August 20, 2022
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Zach Anderson

Someone who can't live without attention. He has a big head but is not necessarily smart. Sometimes he will try to seek attention by taking off his jacket to "flex"
Its Zach Anderson. Is he going to take off his jacket?
by ANDOOOOOOOOO ANDOOOOOOOOOO March 25, 2019
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Zach

A poly sci major with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Gabe walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Zachs sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Zachs are sex itself.
Zach (the poly sci major) walked past him and he instantly bust a nut in his pants.
She neared Zach (the poly sci major) and could feel her legs begin to tremble
by Sexy_Gabe February 28, 2022
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Zach

Zach is something of a scientist himself
I, Zach, am something of a scientist himself
by nkdkvnkdkn January 6, 2022
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Zach

Super hot and sexy boy who probably makes the best latkes. Is very funny and sweet and the best boyfriend ever
I love Zach
by ..-…..-…-….. December 4, 2021
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Zach

very gay all the time gay part of the lgbtq+ community, if your dating a zach or best friends with one just know he’s hitting on your male friend
hey zach ur gay
by zach:) June 17, 2022
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