Eggs for breakfast

When you ejaculate on an unsuspecting victims face and the they wake up to hard or dry cum and it's eggy like.

Dude I gave her some eggs for breakfast

by Jj9356 May 12, 2015

cow egg

somone who is a complete fucking idiot

joe: *does somthing stupid*
bob: joe your such a fucking cow egg

by sniper nate May 24, 2022

fookin egg

People who are just generally stupid and lame.

Kendall ~ Why do you have to act this way?

Kaylee ~ I don't know?

Kendall ~ God you're such a fookin egg!

by 666partywiththdevilbitch November 23, 2013

Egg and Chips

A euphamism for sex. First used in World War 2, whilst the british soldiers were in france, the french prostitutes would proposition them by saying "egg and chips johnny?".

"last night was good man, egg and chips for the first time in months"

by Jabbra December 14, 2012

Robin Eggs

A blue Vicodin capsule that is the most powerful prescription on the market.

Man, I went to the doctor and popped 4 Robin Eggs and almost had to get my stomach pumped.

by Steve-OBSM August 17, 2011

Giant egg

GIANT EGG

This word is most likely used in westernised areas of britain. Often used to replace a word similair to "cant be arsed" or "cant be bothered" to do an activity.

1st Person: " AIGHT mate, fancy coming to town? "

2nd Person: "Giant Egg"

by Rick Griffiths March 5, 2009

Egg Cock

An Egg Cock is the result of smashing two eggs at your testicles and rubbing the yolk all over your penis. Then you proceed on banging a chicken until you splatter your "Egg Whites" all over her.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard Samantha's done with you. What happened? Guy 2: I wanted to try something new so I gave her the Egg Cock.

by TheMightyFrenchican March 1, 2017