wanking pit

a wanking pit is bed/matress that sags in the middle, smells of man sweat, covered in stains and its secondry use is to be slept on

Ok mate, come round in 30 mins, i'm still in my wanking pit

by mr smith March 8, 2005

wank splash

a siemen stain, or a derogatory term for a person deemed not even fit to be a wanker or a flying spunk bubble.

"Oi wank splash, you just spilt my pint!"

by jonny quango September 2, 2008

posh wank

To masturbate whilst wearing a condom.

Im too good to clean up after myself, thats why i posh wank.

by petedude101 May 28, 2006

banana wank

when you microwave a banana and slit the side and remove the banana placeing the warm banana skin around your penis and wanking ... this ancient technique was introduced to the world by dark munne

people found out i had a banana wank..

fyfes 4 life

by mark dunne February 13, 2009

wash and wank

To pleasure yourself in the shower. It's convenient because it kills two birds with one stone, the buckling down and the clean up.

Friend: Hey you wanna go to taco bell?
Me: Sorry, I gotta do the ol' wash and wank
Friend: Can I join?
Me: Yee

by bound2 June 1, 2016

Wanking off

1) masturbating
2) Being lazy.

1) Mom was horrified when she caught Jimmy wanking off to internet porn.
2) Would you quit wanking off and get back to work already?

by PapaPalpatine2008 May 15, 2015

wanking spanners

Hands contored by exsessive masturbation.
Hairy palms and sticky fingers

By 'ek look at the size of those wanking spanners

by Tight Trousers August 10, 2006