Wondering Wanker

A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.

Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!

Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...

by EliteDanTheMan November 19, 2010

mind-wanderer

mind wanderer
n: a person who travels in their mind; a traveler who believes in their dreams

I am a mind-wanderer

by mindwanderer90 November 8, 2013

shadow wang

The silhouette cast in a sink by the downlighting over a bathroom faucet spout

You should tell the facilities department about the shadow wang in the women's restroom and have them clean it up.

by DebDog May 26, 2014

u want shum

I will fuck you...

Hey baby, u want shum?

by the sneaky pigeon July 7, 2016

i wanna fuck on you

i’m definitely trying to fuck, like i just wanna fuck on you

“damn baby i wanna fuck on you”

by kabfiel78 May 30, 2019

Wigan wank

An act of masturbation whilst eating a pie.

"Did you do anything nice for lunch today?"
"No, I just had a Wigan wank in the van before I went round to fix that boiler."

by EmmaBunny December 18, 2020

Help Wanted

Help Wanted is first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. It aired on May 1, 1999, and it's plot revolves around SpongeBob joining the Krusty Krab.

The official SpongeBob channel has uploaded Help Wanted onto YouTube. Give it a watch.

by The Chicken Didn't Die in Vain September 13, 2021