Track 5 thriller

Derogatory. An admonition to "beat it", i.e.leave.

Man 1: "you have beautiful eyes, do you want to come back to my place and hang out?"
Man 2: "I'm not even gay, mate. But even if I was, you're way too ugly to hang with my stuff- now track 5 thriller!"

by patricia_delisha December 30, 2007

tackupuncture

n. (alt. spelling: taccupuncture)
economy, budget, or "back-alley" accupuncture; utilizes corkboard tacks as opposed to traditional "pins" to perform the ancient eastern medical art. Most often practiced in meth clinics and elementary school classrooms. (Not advised without updated tetanus shots.)

Little Bobby's friends thought they were playing a prank when they allowed him to sit on the collection of thumbtacks they placed on his chair, unaware of the Zen-like soothing effects he was bound to receive from the effects of tackupuncture therapy.

by RaeReezy August 7, 2009

Tackle hug glomp nom

Basically just a random string of internet greetings, without much meaning. Tackle hug, basically being to pounce onto somebody, glomp being to squeeze tightly in a hug, and nom being to eat. Nobody is really sure what it entitles.

Uberlol1234 tackle hug glomp noms you.
Lolcat3656 blinks. "WTF DOES THAT MEAN!"
Uberlol1234: No idea.
Lolcat3656: Roflcopterz.

by Uberleahkins November 15, 2011

tacker

A 1970s term for one with out taste or one who is tacky.

Wow she has a crystal chandelier over a bathtub...what a tacker.

by Annex Saint Jaques Germane May 16, 2017

mommy track

when a woman leaves the work force to take time to raise her children.

She was on the mommy track because she did not want to leave her baby with someone while she worked.

by The Return of Light Joker March 11, 2009

Texas Track Meet

Profuse sweating during sex with one or more partners.

Man! Look at that sweat between her tits. You would think that she was at a Texas track meet.

by Wanham December 2, 2010

vag tackler

One who tackles vag's on a daily basis rather violently. Once the vag is spotted, a man is to immediately tackle it. This will earn you the title "vag tackler".

Fat chick: *has vag in open sight*
Vag tackler: I refuse to tackle yo' vag bitch nigga

by madbro69x January 12, 2012