by dwtlonely October 6, 2022
Get the florida truthing mug.The fictitious court of law where individuals who made a false statement (told a lie) are tried by a jury.
Truth Court is packed with spectators. The court officer wears a white police shirt with an emblem on each sleeve and a gold badge on his chest. His tie and his pants are blue, and he has a police night stick on his belt. He is Hindi, and says, “Everyone please stand.”
The judge, Jason Trickspotterspeaks, wears black frame glasses, and speaks in a southern U.S. dialect.
The judge hits his gavel once and says, “Liars Court is now in session.
The complainant is suing Mr. Pepe Roni because the day they met he told her he was single and free, but was living with the woman he had divorced a year before meeting her.
The judge asks her, “Miss please state your name.”
“My name is Don’t Touch Me.”
“What do you do for a living.”
“I am the receptionist at Cutting-Edge Apps which sells apps wholesale and retail on the Web.”
“How did you meet the accused?
“He came to my company to demonstrate an app he sells called ‘Sex Rays’. While he waited he told me I was beautiful and invited me to lunch. “
“Did you accept?”
“I did, and later that day we met a few blocks from my job and ate pizza.”
“How was it?”
“It was good, Your Honor.
“Okay, Miss Touch Me, Liars Court financially compensates anyone who has been a victim of a false statement, a lie, which this court has verified took place.”
“Yes, Your Honor.”
“Did any of the lies you allege Mr. Pepe Roni told you cause you to suffer any economic loss?
The judge, Jason Trickspotterspeaks, wears black frame glasses, and speaks in a southern U.S. dialect.
The judge hits his gavel once and says, “Liars Court is now in session.
The complainant is suing Mr. Pepe Roni because the day they met he told her he was single and free, but was living with the woman he had divorced a year before meeting her.
The judge asks her, “Miss please state your name.”
“My name is Don’t Touch Me.”
“What do you do for a living.”
“I am the receptionist at Cutting-Edge Apps which sells apps wholesale and retail on the Web.”
“How did you meet the accused?
“He came to my company to demonstrate an app he sells called ‘Sex Rays’. While he waited he told me I was beautiful and invited me to lunch. “
“Did you accept?”
“I did, and later that day we met a few blocks from my job and ate pizza.”
“How was it?”
“It was good, Your Honor.
“Okay, Miss Touch Me, Liars Court financially compensates anyone who has been a victim of a false statement, a lie, which this court has verified took place.”
“Yes, Your Honor.”
“Did any of the lies you allege Mr. Pepe Roni told you cause you to suffer any economic loss?
by but for March 21, 2020
Get the Truth Court mug.Hym "I didn't claim to be the president. And if you're talking about Trump he literally IS the president. You are literally just saying the opposite of what I'm saying regardless of whether or not it's true. If they can just 'speak lies to his truth' then our politics isn't real. At all. There is no reason for them to even talk to eachother. They can just sit at home and vote by mail. I guess, no reason to talk other than to coordinate their lies. That's why I am not being charged. Explicitly. Because I would be both exonerated and receive the credit I deserve. And the people violating and/or allowing the public violation of my rights would meet the end they deserve."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2025
Get the Speak lies to his truth mug."Live the Truth" echoes our mission to inspire individuals to be true to themselves. Athena Globe encourages you to express your identity boldly, authentically, and without compromise, both in fashion and in life.
"Live the Truth" is a motivational and philosophical expression that encourages individuals to embrace authenticity and sincerity in their lives. It is a call to live in accordance with one's genuine beliefs, values, and identity, rather than conforming to societal expectations or wearing a façade. The phrase implies a commitment to honesty, integrity, and self-discovery, urging individuals to be true to themselves in their actions, choices, and interactions with others. "Living the truth" involves aligning one's life with their core principles and being transparent about their thoughts, feelings, and intentions. This concept emphasizes the importance of genuine self-expression and the pursuit of a meaningful, authentic life.
"Live the Truth" is a motivational and philosophical expression that encourages individuals to embrace authenticity and sincerity in their lives. It is a call to live in accordance with one's genuine beliefs, values, and identity, rather than conforming to societal expectations or wearing a façade. The phrase implies a commitment to honesty, integrity, and self-discovery, urging individuals to be true to themselves in their actions, choices, and interactions with others. "Living the truth" involves aligning one's life with their core principles and being transparent about their thoughts, feelings, and intentions. This concept emphasizes the importance of genuine self-expression and the pursuit of a meaningful, authentic life.
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Get the Live the Truth mug.by Stretch Armstrong June 11, 2018
Get the Adjacent to the truth mug.Believing someone is in Florida, even if they aren't(while a significant number of people disagrees with you)
by I belive in general knowladge September 30, 2022
Get the Florida truthing mug.Something that is an indisputable fact. It is an undeniably true statement accepted within society or a community. It can be proven to be correct through observations and testing. It is also the opposite or inverse of a white lie.
Jim, using the scientific method, threw an apple in the air demonstrating gravity was real. All the skeptics had now been shown the black truth.
by Professor Wilton January 12, 2021
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