touched

“touched” is a metaphor for being stabbed.

How many times have I touched them kids, the whole opp blocks been molested?

by thewholeoppblock February 25, 2020

Touching Grass

Personally, Something I highly recommend you do.

"You have been playing Minecraft for days now, I think you should be touching grass."

by Cool ore March 10, 2022

Pee-Pee Touch

A game played between men that involves the backhanding of another mans genitals. The act of pee-pee touching must be done as a surprise, and when contact is made, one must exclaim "Pee-pee touch!" The first recorded playing of pee-pee touch was at the First Continental Congress in 1774.

Eric came into the living room, and to his surprise he was hit with the backhand of Mark. As Eric collapsed, Mark proclaimed "Pee-pee touch!"

by Gun Guy March 12, 2011

magic touch

hand job

Aaron: Yo, dude, I was about to bang Sally last nigh, but her parents came home all of the sudden. What I do know now though is that she's got the magic touch.

Jake: So not even a blowjob, huh?

by gsizm January 25, 2010

touch grass

What everybody in quarantine desperately needs right now

Bro 1: Man, I've been cooped up in my home for two months now
Bro 2: You really need to go outside and touch grass my dude

by Obv troll is obvious March 10, 2021

water toucher

a penis long enough to touch the water in the toilet while going number two

i've seen your penis and it aint no water toucher

by Matt Parker (parkman47) February 15, 2006

Touchies

Intimate acts between two (or more) individuals that involve the use of his/her hands and/or mouth to provide sexual stimulation to his/her counterpart.

Having been loyal to eachother since junior high, the lovers never received touchies from anyone else.

by BrotherNovember#3 December 1, 2011