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toad job

(n). when you cum on somebody's ass and warts begin to form on their bare ass due to your STD infested baby batter
Yooo, I gave Lauren the best toad job on Sunday, the warts on her ass were plump as shit.
by cococrispy37 December 11, 2017
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Toadstool Takeover

A trashy you tuber who uploads bad content and has a mic which can be comparable to a potato.
Loser :Have you watched Toadstool Takeovers latest video?
Non-Loser: What are you fucking gay?
by ZonaZayinHarah March 1, 2018
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Toada

A completly fat ass dude who sits in a way on couch and when your high af they look like a toad and smells like rotten chinese food. If you look close enough hell resemble what toads shit out but dont look to close cus hell give you warts
"Dude your romate is a total toada, i think i saw him catch a fly with his tongue".
by Tec-thrientaocho September 20, 2018
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Toad

A little Betch who says to you "YoUr pRincEsS iS in AnoTheR CastLe!" and he says that for another 6 castles until you finally reach the princess and you cry your waluigi pillow until you eventually want to die. Don't forget toads parents are brother and sister, thats why he is so fricking STUPID!!!!!!
by xxxmemeboixxx December 14, 2018
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today

Today lasts till you go to sleep after being awake on a different calender day.
*At 0:38* Today was a good day, I should go to sleep.
by The Vicious Cabbage March 28, 2019
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Toadie

Derogatory term for a Mexican, used interchangeably with the “w” Hispanic racial epithet
Did you see that toadie?
by FullDefinition February 23, 2021
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