texas oil rig

When a girl is face down on the ground, ass up, and u penetrate her ass with such force that when u pull ur dick out, ur dick acts as a drill that has struck oil and flings fecal matter and lube all over the driller

Damn i cant see, i must have struck oil... Texas oil rig was probably a bad idea

by kpeezy32 November 9, 2007

Alaskan Oil Rig

Alaskan Oil Rig; To fuck your girlfriend brutally untill shes limp and exhausted than fill her up with diff oil, preferrably carried out in a mechanics workshop with automatic oil guns than make her push it out.

hey bro, i did the alaskan oil rig on this chick last night, she was all limp than i just filled her up like i was doin a service

by filthrig10 November 22, 2011

Texas Oil Pipe

The act of a Texan defecating diarrhea in a sexual manner or, alternatively, said action performed in Texas, but not by a Texan.

"Everyone knows about the Alabama hot pocket, but people don't know about the Texas Oil Pipe...and that shit feels GOOD! Emma did it to last night, you know?"

"Good to know, Noah."

by leafster101 July 31, 2020

oil my log

to apply oil to someones penis

Randy: oil my log?
Jamal: whip your trousers down.

by Jamal Hunter March 8, 2009

tennessee oil well

The act of which a Male has diarrhea in a women's Vagina he then proceeds to drink it out perhaps with a straw

Bob enjoyed his Tennessee oil well in Tiffany

by Dirty Mike in the muffs August 20, 2017

tennessee oil well

Is the process of which a Male has diarrhea in a women's vagina he then proceeds to drink it out perhaps with a straw

Bob gave Tiffany a Tennessee oil well and he enjoyed it

by Dirty Mike in the muffs August 20, 2017

albino oil spill

When you ejaculate on any surface of water

Bro my girl was riding me surfboard style in the tub and I pulled out and busted an albino oil spill all up in there

by Booty savior June 11, 2014