Salad fingers

Salad fingers is the best clip in the world. He wants to caress your rusty kettle and rub your rusty spoons to make milk come out of his teat.

I'd like to caress your rusty kettle! - Salad fingers

by john mugster March 17, 2019

ladies finger

slang name for okra(vegetable)

the ladies finger was cooked just right

by andrecgp December 2, 2010

apple fingers

One who spends enormous amounts of time texting and emailing on their iPhone.

Look at Apple Fingers go to work on that cell phone. I’ll bet she’s nearly worn off her fingerprints.

by Homer from Gnomer December 10, 2017

god fingers

you have god fingers when:
1. you can play the guitar or piano very well
2. you're very skilled at a computer game and types really fast
3. you finger a woman very pleasurably. you know the tricks, the pace, the motions

1. that bassist has god fingers!
2. look how fast his fingers tap that keyboard and click the mouse. i'm no match for him in denying and last hitting creeps he has god fingers
3. mikko has god fingers he made me cum last night

by mieke12 December 18, 2010

Carrot Fingers

A condition (also known as justinitus),diagnosed by fingers which are largest at the base, or first knuckle, and gradually become smaller in diameter throughout thier length. The end of the finger, including the fingernail, will taper to an unnaturally sharp point, thus making the fingers take on an a shape that would ressemble carrots.

A hand which has had fingers replaced with healthy, well formed carrots would look indentical to a victim of jusinitus or Carrot Fingers.

by van Ryswyk theorum December 31, 2011

clicky fingers

When someone constantly clicks the same button/thumbnail online with the mouse only to get a result that never comes.

Mazzy and her clicky fingers printed forty seven copies of her report because her printer wasn't working fast enough for her it seems.

by Logoftheshow June 10, 2016

Mustache Finger?

A friendly taunt of gesture made to a friend for no other reason than you can and its funny.

Put your index finger sideways under someones nose and say "mustache finger?" if you succeed and get them you will win bro points... if they somehow avoid your attempt they get bro points.

by Slang Master Zen November 18, 2014