yogurt man

The yogurt man is a very sexy person made of yogurt that seduces you and brings them to their yogurt strip club to then yogurt the shit out of you ;) until you pass out and turn you into a yogurt stripper. This cult is very exclusive and the yogurt man only chooses who he believes would make the best yogurt strippers it's an honor to be one ;)

Person 1: Oh shit what happened to out bro
Person 2: bro got seduced by yogurt man and is now a yogurt stripper for life :(

by y.o.g.u.r.t. m.a.n. May 18, 2021

man tits

boobs on a man, usually on fat boys.

Kylin has man tits.

by barbiegirl08:) June 04, 2009

man cannon

the male reproductive organ

Draw your meat swords and arm your man cannon!

by EddyGaluszka September 13, 2004

darkest man

DARKEST MAN IN THE BLOOD CLOT DUNYA

ay that Darkest man guy is a schmuck u know

by bigbunda69 August 26, 2021

Man-Muff

Having enough facial hair to resemble a 70's style bush on ones face. (Typically male)

Damn Jesse... what is up with that MAN-MUFF on your face!?!?

by William A. (Alief, Texas) September 17, 2010

Trini man

A man from Trinidad that does horn for pleasure

A trini man is everybody man

by unkownuser26 June 05, 2021

Man Crush

When a straight man has a "crush" on another man, not sexual but kind of idolizing him.

Many straight men end up having man crushes on Johnny Depp (I don't blame them).

by Na March 29, 2004