Wal-tirement

When you can't make it on social security and have to get a job at Wal-Mart to make ends meet.

My Grandpa is living out his Wal-tirement as a greeter.

Wal-tirement by ThornBush December 28, 2011

Crappy Tire special

The house brand products from Canadian Tire
Also see Crappy Tire

I have a headlight out, but I can’t afford a high quality one, so I’ll just replace it with a crappy tire special one.

Crappy Tire special by ConfederateChev November 23, 2018

Oliver Thredson

A creepy rapist serial killer who raped the sexist woman alive, Miss Lana Winters. He has an okay body and good looks and some serious Mommy issues. He is from ahs season 2 asylum.

Oliver Thredson should burn in a hole.

Oliver Thredson by Coochie Hoe December 14, 2018

Buying Tires 

Another way of saying that you need to take a crap.

This definition was inspired by a real life event where a guy sat on a toilet and called a tire shop while taking a crap.

Can we talk later? I'm buying tires!

Buying Tires by Winks99 May 4, 2019

Stretched Tires 

Stretched Tires are when car and truck enthusiasts install tires narrower than the wheels on their vehicle. Although this is often done because owners are too poor to buy the correct size rubber, some do it for "the look", unaware the fad started in the late 1990's in the gay male community of Mexico City where it continues to this day. The more "stretch" a man put on his truck tires indicated his status as being able to accept larger penises for anal sex. More stretch equals more dick.

My friend Chris wasn't getting much action until he put stretched tires on his Silverado. Now every time he goes to Home Depot, he brings home a Juan or Pedro to give him a good reaming.

Stretched Tires by KTeacherK June 15, 2021

Spicy Tires 

A form of a foot fetish where you lick whiskey off your partners feet. Any whiskey will do but the whiskey of choice for proper practitioners is barrel aged bourbon.

Hey gorgeous, I got this new bottle of Pappy how about you take you shoes off and let me get some spicy tires.

Spicy Tires by ShiftyGargoyle February 18, 2023

Tongue Tied 

Tongue Tied by GROUPLOVE is about the protagonist being in love with his best friend but being too scared to admit his feelings in fear of rejection or ruining the friendship.
“Take me to your BEST FRIENDS house , Normally we’re MAKING OUT”

Stranger 1: “I relate to the song “Tongue Tied” so much.”
Stranger 2: “Why’s that?”
Stranger 1: “Im in love with my best friend.”

Tongue Tied by ginatheanonymous August 8, 2023