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tict

meaning tight. Orignates in the Kingdom of Fife, Scotlands chamber of slang. Some beleive the 'ict' instead of 'ight' is due to the lack of qualified teaching staff in most of Fife's schools. Others say its a reassurance that not all of us are air-headed toffees with more money than sense.

See also - nict & shict.
" She'd get it fuckin tict. "
" Yur a tict cunt. "
" YOU'RE GETTIN IT TICT SON! "
by Steenie January 11, 2005
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tickness

as opposed to the typical pronunciation "thickness" which refers to a thick, desirable, voluptuous woman (usually with a large behind and fine curves), this word is pronounced tick-ness, so as to adhere more to the gangster accent/origin from which the term is derived
O hello woman, go on 'n' get ovrr hrrr tickness.
by ter1080 June 27, 2010
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Ticky penis

A game as secretive as freemasonry and usually played by the sons of free masons in public school dormitories mainly situated in the south of England.

Similar to the play ground game, Tag, young boys of a privileged nature run round with their willys out chasing each other with the object of the game, if you are It, is to tag someone with your willy so that they are It.

Although this should be hard the school boys reach is enhanced by his semi as he is slightly aroused at being in close vicinity to other boys from privileged backgrounds.
"Fucking hell! Rupert's a right posh twat isn't he. Have you heard the lisp on him?"
"Yeah he probably got hit in the face too hard whilst playing ticky penis with his hunting frends"

"Fucking hell mate Get out my personal space. This isn't a game of ticky penis. You twat"
by Chairman Mao's alter ego January 6, 2012
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metro ticket

aptly named, metro-ticket-shaped, landing strip of a brazilian wax. (most commonly used in France, as "ticket de metro.")
FR:
- "Qu'est-ce que tu preferes: tout epile, ticket de metro, ou foret vierge?"

- "Le foret vierge, c'est sale. Tout epile, ce n'est pas naturel. Donc, c'est mieux le ticket de metro!"

EN:
- "Which do you prefer: completely bare, metro ticket, or wild forest?"

- "The wild forest is nasty. Completely bare is unnatural. So the metro ticket is best!"
by Moise L. Sanspoil October 18, 2008
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Pda ticket

A pda ticket is a ticket that two individuals get handed when the Pda police catches them doing something nasty like; groping, making out, kissing, etc.
A: Oh dude you got a Pda ticket?
B: Yeah I guess we are gonna be labeled a PDA-heavy couple now
by sistershook123 March 30, 2019
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Tess Tickles

Very unfortunate name, however they do not care. Yeet
Wait, her name is actually Tess Tickles
by Thine Bread April 22, 2019
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Ticklesex

Tickling, between two or more people and usually erotic in nature. Often along with kissing, fondling, and other sexual acts. Tickling during sexual intercourse.
1. A little ticklesex really spiced things up in bed.

2. They had ticklesex every time she came over.
by Zooman November 7, 2009
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