While 69'ing your girl and you are on the bottom. Unbeknownst to you your girl has a poop on deck.In a moment of pure pleasure, she loses control and a turd pops out and hits your forehead, then goes back in, essentially "kissing" you.
"Greg whats that brown mark on your forehead?"
"Ah man, I was goin down on my lady when all the sudden i got the Turtle Kiss ... a big shit just plopped on my forehead then jumped back in her butt. I was really really drunk, so it was cool."
"Dude...sick."
"Ah man, I was goin down on my lady when all the sudden i got the Turtle Kiss ... a big shit just plopped on my forehead then jumped back in her butt. I was really really drunk, so it was cool."
"Dude...sick."
by Mcatron June 9, 2007
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In Call of Duty: MW2, when someone puts a Riot Shield on their back and goes prone so they can not be knifed.
by Mr.Wizenhymer September 8, 2010
Get the Turtle Shelling mug.The name of one of the unused themes of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Back to the Sewers, part of a contest known as "Pick Us a Rockin' Theme Song Before Mikey Gets His Way Challenge", back in Spring 2008
"It's Turtle time! The four turtles are back from travelling time but (oh, no) Master Splinter got left behind. In cyberspace with new evil doers, now they gotta go back (where?) to the sewers...."
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by Rachaelmalice April 11, 2010
Get the Turtleneck mug.A fuck done in the style of a turtle. Meaning in a shell.
A turtlefuck is a little-known sex position that is slightly more complicated than most. It requires that both participants wear turtleshells large enough to place themselves in (this usually means a fake or synthetic turleshell). The actually sex must be done almost doggystyle but with the shells on, and VERY slowly. This cannot be stressed enough as any rapid movement in the turtlefuck will make it unsuccessful. And green paint may be needed in some very VERY special circumstances. Also, there must be a song about turtles, a cartoon featuring turtles, or a large poster with a turtle on it. Or, in ideal situations for a turtlefuck, there may be as many as 500 live turtles in the immediate vicinity of the turtlefuck(s).
A common misconception about the turtlefuck is that it does not alter the birth of children. A good example is how most people believe the Teenage Ninja Turtles to be the result of some crazy radioactive shit and turtles. The truth of the matter is that the Teenage Ninja Turtles are the result of a highly successfull turltefuck between Chuck Norris and Wonderwoman.
Turtlefuck is also sometimes a term used to a person. see the example 1.
A turtlefuck is a little-known sex position that is slightly more complicated than most. It requires that both participants wear turtleshells large enough to place themselves in (this usually means a fake or synthetic turleshell). The actually sex must be done almost doggystyle but with the shells on, and VERY slowly. This cannot be stressed enough as any rapid movement in the turtlefuck will make it unsuccessful. And green paint may be needed in some very VERY special circumstances. Also, there must be a song about turtles, a cartoon featuring turtles, or a large poster with a turtle on it. Or, in ideal situations for a turtlefuck, there may be as many as 500 live turtles in the immediate vicinity of the turtlefuck(s).
A common misconception about the turtlefuck is that it does not alter the birth of children. A good example is how most people believe the Teenage Ninja Turtles to be the result of some crazy radioactive shit and turtles. The truth of the matter is that the Teenage Ninja Turtles are the result of a highly successfull turltefuck between Chuck Norris and Wonderwoman.
Turtlefuck is also sometimes a term used to a person. see the example 1.
1-Dude, you are a turtlefuck.
2-He/She is down for a good ol' turtlefuck.
3-Hey baby, i got the shells, time for a TURLTEFUCK!
2-He/She is down for a good ol' turtlefuck.
3-Hey baby, i got the shells, time for a TURLTEFUCK!
by C. Bond June 9, 2007
Get the turtlefuck mug.Whilst having your ass licked, sneakily push out a turtles head and quickly retract again. Causing surprise & delight.
She was giving me anal pleasure when a Ninja turtle appeared and disappered. she asked, what the f**ck was that. I said I did'nt know.
by Domotello May 17, 2007
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