Can of strings

Like a can of worms but with strings instead... because, how long's a string (how long is a piece of string)?

"Dictionary" Definition: A complex, troublesome situation arising when a decision or action produces considerable subsequent problems, each of which is of an unknown, infinite or variable size or complexity.
Declaring Scott the leader of the cannibals, opened up a can of strings with the other senior members.
by wizeAss April 10, 2015
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kiss can

Gary went down on the 'ol kiss can.
by Mr.Dog February 18, 2014
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Cram Canning

When you try and fit more then one dong/meatsicle/ramming rod into a chick's butthole at the same time, also known as the Brothers with no Shame".
Dude: let's cram can that girl.
Dude 2: this is me agreeing.

-later-

Bitch: OH GOD YES,CRAM THAT CAN!!!! UHHN UHHN UHHHNNNNN.
Dude: I am glad we cram canned this girl.
Dude 2: I am currently cram canning, Dude. Please don't look me in the eyes.
by MBC/Hubbard April 02, 2010
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Shit can

The Ruler of Russia. I.e. Vladimir poo tin.
Bob: I heard Shit Can tried to poison the leader of the opposition.
Sergei: Yawn. Doubt it, comrade. You must've heard that on MSM or something. Truth is, I heard he actually a Nazi, and accidentally poisoned himself
by Wayner Wayne July 28, 2022
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BISCUIT CAN

A girl or woman who wears clothes way too tight for her body. So when she unzips her pants or unbuttons her shirt her body goes POOF!! like a can of biscuits.
Jeff: Hey I saw you took that girl home last night, how was that?
Kevin: Ehh, she was a good ride, but bro she was a total BISCUIT CAN!
by jasonmaples1 January 04, 2012
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Getting on the cans

An Australian expression for drinking beer. It usually refers to consuming packaged beer away from licensed premises, typically at home or a barbecue. Other types of alcohol are not usually consumed when one is “getting on the cans”.
Well mate, I knock off at 4pm and it’s a quick drive home, so I’ll be getting on the cans by 5pm at the very latest!
by The Regal Hyena October 28, 2023
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tuna can

a penis that is wider than it is long ...often referred to as chink dick
Damn Timmy has a tuna can in his pants
by Can Opener Man June 03, 2004
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