swamp dog

(adj) A cosmedically challeneged person.
Dam dude, she was a swamp dog
by cacee July 12, 2005
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swamp ass

when you get a build up of sweat between ur butt-hold and privets or just ur ass
steve was playing football and he got swamp ass so now every body calls him swampass steve
by jamie November 24, 2004
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swamp ass

*when the ass region feels hot wet and murkey...
hey hunni get the baby's desiten i have swamp ass for the third time this week!
by bob hastle February 20, 2004
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Swamp Monster

An alcoholic beverage consisting of two thirds rum, usually Captain Morgan's, and one third creek water, preferably of the brackish variety.
Tommy puked his guts out after finishing his Swamp Monster
by S-Chow August 12, 2006
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Swamp Dog

Similar to swamp donk; but a legitimate term on its own and one that is easier to say.

Refers to a female or male (though the term is typically applied to chicks) who at one time might have been 'clean' (i.e., a dog) but that has now become dirty, annoying and untouchable (because it plays in swamps).

My neighbour Lauren is a swamp dog. She puked on my floor and plugged up my toilet too.
by Gaede May 31, 2008
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swamp donkey

I woke up in the morning after a big night next to the ultimate swamp donkey.
by claudia February 27, 2004
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swamp chocolate

Post bowel movement, straggling tiny turds
Pam wiped and wiped, but after standing realized she'd missed a whole mess of swamp chocolate
by ithinkipoopedmyself February 11, 2007
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