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posh wank

Im too good to clean up after myself, thats why i posh wank.
by petedude101 May 28, 2006
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banana wank

when you microwave a banana and slit the side and remove the banana placeing the warm banana skin around your penis and wanking ... this ancient technique was introduced to the world by dark munne
people found out i had a banana wank..

fyfes 4 life
by mark dunne February 13, 2009
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wash and wank

To pleasure yourself in the shower. It's convenient because it kills two birds with one stone, the buckling down and the clean up.
Friend: Hey you wanna go to taco bell?
Me: Sorry, I gotta do the ol' wash and wank
Friend: Can I join?
Me: Yee
by bound2 June 1, 2016
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Wanking off

1) masturbating
2) Being lazy.
1) Mom was horrified when she caught Jimmy wanking off to internet porn.
2) Would you quit wanking off and get back to work already?
by PapaPalpatine2008 May 15, 2015
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wank glove

A glove-like device worn on the hand to assist masturbation. May include lubricants and some form of 'output' catching device.
"Got a date with the wank glove tonight!"
by Inventor February 11, 2003
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wanking spanners

Hands contored by exsessive masturbation.
Hairy palms and sticky fingers
By 'ek look at the size of those wanking spanners
by Tight Trousers August 10, 2006
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wank-face

Noun- an insult

Verb- a compliment ; "I will wank-face" I will go masturbate to your face .
"What the fuck.. ? You're such a wank-face , dude .. "

"Oh .. I think I have to wank-face now ."
by colourful_clouds July 7, 2009
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