He is famous for his unnerving hornblower farts which I understand may have been responsible for the sudden death of his grandfather.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

I felt my swim suit flap against my butt as I farted and was almost up the ladder out of the pool. People looked disgusted as my pool fart hit their noses- it had the distinct smell of musty wetness. Like an unclean dishwasher.
by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

Flatulence that is the byproduct of dirt-cheap fish dipped in over-salted egg batter, frozen, later fried in rancid, unhealthy oil, and then forcefully blown out of one’s nether-hole.
When I was growing up there was nothing worse than the horrific smell of an elementary school cafeteria on Fridays, thanks to fishstick farts.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2019

The act of using flatulence to direct a particular person or group to a certain location. Often used (with little success) in a bar environment by someone who just had a Mexican dinner.
Friend #1: "Where did Billy go, he keeps disappearing"
Friend #2: "Oh he's over there fart herding that group of brunettes so they some closer"
Friend #2: "Oh he's over there fart herding that group of brunettes so they some closer"
by Cornelius Van Nostrom November 24, 2010

to not give a damn; to not care one way or the other; to not give a shit; to not care what someone does given a choice of two options; the opposite of a chinese firecracker fart
originally from "The Soloist" when Robert Downey Jr's character tells Jamie Foxx's character nonchalantly, "I don't give a smooth fart whether your stay or go."
originally from "The Soloist" when Robert Downey Jr's character tells Jamie Foxx's character nonchalantly, "I don't give a smooth fart whether your stay or go."
Dude 1: "Which computer are you gonna buy? Laptop or desktop?."
Dude 2: "Man, I don't give a smooth fart which one I get as long as they both play World of Warcraft and I can update my Facebook page."
Dude 2: "Man, I don't give a smooth fart which one I get as long as they both play World of Warcraft and I can update my Facebook page."
by Jimmy Jackass September 9, 2009

Did you hear how my fart's tone went up toward the end? It sounded like Mario jumping!! That's what I call a Mario Fart.
by Shaiko McGillicutty April 3, 2012

by Uncle fucker 2 October 2, 2016
