Life tap

verb: life tap; 3rd person present: life taps; past tense: life tapped; past participle: life tapped; gerund or present participle: life tapping

extremely light, gentle strike to the testicles by back of the fingers of a cupped hand; done properly, effects will manifest after 30 seconds: excruciating pain at least 10 times worse than a solid hit/kick to the same testicles.

My friend said he was gonna life tap me. He then cupped his hand and tried to hit me in the nuts! I backed off, and thought he just grazed me. He then started laughing: after 30 seconds my eyes filled with tears as it felt like pure fire shot through my testicles and an intense ache came on too!

by Liphradicus Epicus November 01, 2016

tap nugget

when a girl has small breasts, but you still want to hit that

Damm she a tap nugget!

by funkypotatosalad June 30, 2016

tap poetry

The string of words that appears when you tap only the predictive text suggestions on your smartphone.

Lisa made tap poetry by picking the middle suggestion for every word that appeared on her smartphone's predictive text suggestions. It read "The fact I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of a sudden it was the best of the year and I love it and it was the best thing to say"

by biancuppy March 04, 2015

Tap and crap

A game enjoyed by males by hooking up with a random taking her back to her place have sex and wait for her to fall asleep then taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing and gap it out of there could also be called the tap crap and gap

Met a random last night and done the tap and crap in under an hour was a new record

by Jayba11s January 08, 2018

YouTube Tap

When you tap your phone screen to see how long is left on the video. This can also be done with people.

David: Did I tell you about that time I swam to Alaska?
Mitch: No, i don't think so...
David: Well I was trying to beat the record for-
Mitch: *taps David in the face*
David: 6:23
Mitch:...
David: Did you just YouTube Tap me?
Mitch:... Yes...

by ThePotatoKing August 19, 2018

Tap and Dash

When you hook up with someone, then the next day you drop them forever

Guy1: Bro that girl fine, ima tap that.
Guy2: you gonna keep her do?
Guy1: Nah gonna tap and dash

by iWasDashed January 23, 2019

Self Tap

Having sex with your twin.

I was so horny in Antartica that I had to self tap my sister.

by Sugar Daddy Boss Playa August 29, 2015