Cow Tipping

Cow tipping is a sexual position that is an advanced variation of the sixty-nine oral sex act. In this configuration, the male partner stands and supports the female partner's entire body weight in a fully inverted, vertical position. The female's torso is held vertically downwards with her legs draped over the male's shoulders, positioning her genitals in alignment with his mouth. Simultaneously, the male performs cunnilingus while the female, from her inverted position, performs fellatio. This position demands considerable upper body and core strength from the male partner to safely maintain the alignment and support the full weight of the female partner throughout the duration of the act.

"Man, I hooked up with Sarah from accounting last night, and she was a total freak. I finally got to try that cow tipping move I've been seeing online."

"Get out of here! You actually pulled that off? Did you almost drop her?"

"Nah, I've been hitting the gym. She loved it, said she'd never been with a guy strong enough to do it. Chicks dig that shit, makes 'em feel like you're in total control."

"Damn, maybe I should start lifting more. My girl would kill me if I tried that now."

by reporeto February 13, 2026

Flarp Toppings

when you use a very thick, wet, lumpy, fart like ranch dressing

would you like to use some flarp toppings with your salad, are secret recipe

by jardieniethyweenie May 9, 2025

free trapping

From the history of mountain men; the ones with exceptional skill bowing only to what the land demanded of them . With their own equipment they did not rely on industry for supplies , and so were not beholden to them but did sell to them— they were usually the best.

I’m my own boas free trapping to get what I need and doing as I please.

by Doc dave July 15, 2025

Tweaker Tipping

Tweaker Tipping
verb
/ˈtwēkər ˈtipiNG/

Definition:
The noble (if slightly questionable) art of gently nudging a fentanyl-frozen individual—typically caught mid “zombie lean” a.k.a. the fentanyl fold—until they slowly and dramatically topple over like a haunted scarecrow.

Originating in Portland, Oregon, where rain-soaked sidewalks, craft beer, and rampant public drug use collide, Tweaker Tipping has become a Friday night pastime for bored hipsters, disillusioned baristas, and rogue bachelorette parties. Bonus points awarded for sound effects, sticking the landing, or tipping multiple tweakers in a row like human dominoes.

“Bro, we went out to Burnside last night and played Tweaker Tipping 'til the cops showed up. I got a triple combo by the food carts.”

by Masterbaudering August 2, 2025

Cow Tipping

The intentional tripping of pregnant women to cause a vocal reaction similar to that of a cows moo.

"yo bro, see that pregnant chick over there?"
"yeah, why?"
"5 bucks to commit some cow tipping"

by ilovesuckingonboobz November 5, 2025

Office fly-tipping

Discreetly depositing one's workplace detritus at different bins around the office. Reasons for doing so include smell of lunch remnants, lack of one's own bin, producing too much paper based waste, to annoy work colleagues, for spite.

Simon: What were you doing in payroll?
Will: I was office fly-tipping.
Simon: Teriyaki don?
Will: Yessir.

by SatMisc November 21, 2013

venus fly trapping

Venus Fly Trapping is something that happens to thick and hefty women when trying to have sex; it is when a the vaginal area(Inside the vagina, the Lips, and around the thighs) of the female sticks together and doesn't allow the penis to penetrate inside, it can take many many tries before being able to penetrate without the assistance of a lubricate.

M: "why won't it go in???''
F: ''I guess I'm Venus fly trapping."
M: "Oh, well then I'll run and get the lube."

by The Worm Hole December 3, 2016