Tabassom

A Tabassom is an exotic looking being who is thought to be very giving, helpful and nurturing . Many are wives of a Shayan.

"Who is the new girl? She looks like Tabassom"

by Deebool February 28, 2019

Thats what tables are for

An alternitave to thats what she said, often used to point out when something sounds sexual and wrong.

Person 1: I really want to ride it...
Person 2: THATS WHAT TABLES ARE FOR!

by jellopool June 23, 2010

Knight of the brown table.

Some one who frequently indulges in gay sex.

That Denver, he's a knight of the brown table.

by ConCoon July 4, 2011

tablit

The non-adhesive corner of the sticker found on most apples, bananas, and other produce used for ease of sticker removal

Marcelo: I'm having the darndest time removing the sticker from my apple. I'm just going to eat it--sticker and all!

Dan: Don't do it man; those stickers are toxic! Pull off the sticker using its tablit.

by Dan Theman March 27, 2009

table flip

Something you do when you are angry. The phrase :flips table: or a variation of it comes up in online interaction, often through self-narration.

*table flip* IT'S ON NOW, BITCH

by indigohalf November 12, 2010

Tableclock

proper noun: Nomenclature referring to a place of residence that contains a tableclock.

That shindig over at Tableclock last night was pretty tame, but at least no one puked on the carpet.

The guy I know that lives at The Tableclock said they were having a rager but I bet there's only like 6 people there.

by mr. jimmy socks January 28, 2011

Table

1. Like a hard, I guess sometimes wood top with usually four legs coming off it.

Uh, let's go sit at that table.

by FangFortitude43 January 8, 2015