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sword of the rings

Sex act where man wears a vibrating cock ring during sex and right before he comes stops to stick his dick in the girl's mouth at the same time yelling "where's my precious" in a creepy voice.
She fancied his thundercock in bed but wasn't expecting him to be a sword of the rings, too! Lucky fuck.
by TC Lover September 30, 2017
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sword fight

1)When two men use their penises(swords) too fight with each other until one of them decide to release their full might (their enemy will not be able to "cum" out of that one.)

2)When two men are together and they decided to have a fight with each other by urinating in a straight line and then making them as in their unrine(not sure how to spell) collude with one another. A new source of entrainment to whole new level
Wanna join in with me and Jeff's(meme) sword fight?
by XxPhantomGamingxx February 8, 2017
mugGet the sword fightmug.

Flaming diamond sword

The weapon of choice used by chemists to kill all members of isis and their children.
The chemist ran through the battle slicing up bullets and killing isis babies with the flaming diamond sword stoned off his ass on crudest row.
by cockmouthbrandon March 12, 2015
mugGet the Flaming diamond swordmug.

weiner swords

A game/competition in which the people in charge stand around talking and pretending to be productive when, in reality, they're not doing jack shit.
WTF are you guys doing? Standing around playing weiner swords?
by B Cash October 18, 2019
mugGet the weiner swordsmug.

Sword

My cumming Sword!
mugGet the Swordmug.

Sword

A device used to clean out the ear
Hey bro why did u take that sword?

My ears tingling.
by Kidsinmybasementwontshutup December 7, 2021
mugGet the Swordmug.

Sworded

I got sworded in a fight.
by PirateTreasure July 31, 2017
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