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Aka “vageen, vavaga, cooch, coochie, vagina, kitty, pussy, no-no square, my temple, veevag, box”
Me: “guys I think I’m going over to Tanner’s tonight”
Friends: “go get that dick! But are you shaved”
Me: “shoot… I’m not”
Friends: “no guy likes a prickly vacooch”
Me: “thanks Sarah! I’m going to shave my vacooch right now for Tanner”
10 minutes later

Me: “just shaved my vacooch I’m like a hairless baby bird”
Friends: “awesome!”
Vacooch by Urmom201 January 16, 2022
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a boy’s fear of tampons.

It is literally hilarious: tampons are just compressed cottonballs, yet guys think it’s like some nuclear weapon. Common bro, calm down.
*throws tampon at boy*

*boy runs for miles*

Vajoochie
vajoochie by SlytherinChild May 28, 2018
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An open vagina like gash left on one's taint as the result of a medical procedure in which a gigantic saddle sore has been surgically removed.
"He was riding two days after his surgery, but he couldn't sit down because of the gaping vagooch between his legs."
Vagooch by TheSaltyCyclist December 5, 2012

vacoochie 

vagina+coochie, it’s a silly work for a vagina.
get out of here with yo vacoochie looking ahh.

vacoocoo 

slang- vagina, a female body part, located between her legs
after sex, her vacoocoo was soar.
vacoocoo by Dine A Might Pussy December 29, 2007
vagina, often used by gay preps who have no lives
i went on that biking trip the whole day and let me tell you my vagooch hurt SO BAD!

uhm, your gay
vagooch by tyisdxik October 30, 2007
Someone who steals something, but does it with style.
Some guy steals a really nice car, but he does it so stealthily and with such grace that people just figure it must be his already. This guy is a vamoocher.
Vamoocher by Eliza327 August 14, 2009