surf board with a side of stick

A girl with no ass. That shit look inverted

Surf board with a side of stick lookin ass

by Sir Cleveland September 28, 2017

Silver Surfing

When a man's gooch is lightly tickled by an older man's gray mustache.

I prefer the company of a young female, but I can't resist the opportunity to do some silver surfing!

by Carp72081 April 4, 2017

fad-surfing

the persistent and often meaningless following of the latest trends

Our generation is very fad-surfing

by TyNa322 May 15, 2017

ceiling surfing

Riding a large dick

"IM BOUTA BE CEILING SURFING ON THAT DICK BITCH"

by Ceiling surfing June 25, 2017

skull surfing

When you are eating a chick out and she squirts in your mouth.

Spencer was eating Tiffany out last night, she was skull surfing him so hard he needed a shower afterwards.

by Skull Surfer February 17, 2018

Surfing with a spoon

A short concave surfboard, ridden as a kneeboard.

George Greenough, surfing with a spoon during his famous"sermon on the point."

by Darius Jedburg March 9, 2018

Armpit Surfing

Attempting to 'shoulder surf', but coming to the sudden realisation that you are too short to do so. Instead, you scan the room for 'better' people to talk to by peering under your acquaintance's arm(s).

"I was too short to shoulder surf in hopes of finding a better person to talk to, so I had to revert to armpit surfing instead."

by Sparky_030 March 7, 2017