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Guatamalan sunrise

Smoking a Doobie and drinking orange juice after a night of having extreme anal sex without lubricant.
"Fuck I haven't had a Guatamalan Sunrise in a good minute!"
by Lazeonhaze April 29, 2024
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Proper Sunrise

A non-alcoholic espresso martini made with THC to replace the alcohol.
I'm not drinking, but I'll have a proper sunrise.
by eiriecat May 12, 2024
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Chicago Sunrise

The process of inserting fentanyl into the rectum by dipping a tampon into the fent and then once inserted, lighting it on fire by the pull string. Thus, letting it expand and burn in the users rectum.
Back up, I’m bout’ to hit a Chicago Sunrise!

Bro did you hear? He just hit a Chicago Sunrise!
by Phfanny Smellmore May 21, 2024
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bovine superiority complex

when you look at a cow and say “haha, i eat you, bitch”
My friend was talking about how she likes to look at cows while she eats meat, and i said: “wow you must have a bovine superiority complex
by hottydotty May 27, 2024
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Granola Sunrise

When you are having sex with someone from behind, pull out, and jizz in their hair without telling them about it. Then, in the morning when they wake up and run their fingers through their hair, and run into the crunchy, crusty, and clumpy mess, and say “what the hell is this”, you point and loudly yell “Granola Sunrise!!”
I gave my wife a Granola Sunrise last Saturday. Been sleeping in the garage ever since. Totally worth it.
by Distracted Cosmonaut June 9, 2024
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Morally superior

A very annoying superiority complex where you think you’re so much better than everyone else, often how most Losers Club fans act towards Bowers Gang fans.
Jenna: “I love Henry Bowers from IT!”
Brady: “Eww how could you like him stop justifying his actions, Richie Tozier better!! Do you even know what Henry did?? Did you even watch the movies or read the book?! You probably only like Henry for his looks!”
Jenna: “Brady, stop being so morally superior! And no, I like Henry for his complexity and I don’t justify his actions, so shut the hell up, you’re so morally superior.”
by User1727829292 February 1, 2026
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Florida Sunrise

When you combine ibuprofen, vitamin gummies, dayquil, and testosterone
by maryskitkatbar March 13, 2026
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