suck sandwich

suck sandwich: noun something unpleasant that you have to eat even though you would rather not
That algebra class is a suck sandwich, and everyone in there is taking a bite.
by Kahuna77 November 18, 2015
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energy suck

A person who sucks the energy out of your life or conversation; similar to how appliances suck energy even when they're turned off.

Also: vampire suck.
Sara was such an energy suck because she was always creating so much drama.
by Blondie2282 January 13, 2011
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Vagina sucking

While performing cunnilingus on a woman, exhale profusely, proceed to wrap your physical lips over her lower lips (mouth over labia). Proceed to inhale as hard as you can to create an extreme suction of the female genitalia. Rinse and repeat this process to increase female stimulation. Increased volume of vagina sucking will eventually lead to intense female orgasm.
Steve: Yo, you're gay!
Joe: Oh yeah?
Steve: Yeah bro! You mad?
Joe: Nah, I totally was vagina sucking your girlfriend and your mom walked in, and i sucked her vagina too!
Steve: What?!?!?!?
by fatninja2031 February 23, 2012
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suck face

To kiss so hard/intensely that one or both partner(s) are literally sucking each others faces
Man those people sucking face over there are grossin' me out!
by Meemo August 10, 2004
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suck shit

(v) to eat shit and die
(v) told to people in an effort to get them to go the hell away and never come back
Basically, a rather frank way of saying that you are very angry at someone and wish them to have the misfortune of having to suck feces through a straw
Yo, I told your mama to suck shit when she told me to got go smoke my crack elsewhere.
by John Denver October 19, 2004
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suck cock

to kowtow; to show unnecessary respect or deference in order to win favor with a superior or colleague. Annoying, ingratiating behaviour that is observed by others. Usually used with pronouns, he, she, you, rather than with actual names, John, Sylvia. The origin is probably derived from the idea that great pleasure is derived by the recipient of fellatio. Hence, giving someone one more pleasure than they deserve in hopes that they will be so pleased they will feel obliged to give you benefits, usually in the form of job security, more hours at work, more favorable shifts or to have her/his opinions favored and adopted.
I don't suck cock. He sucks cock at work.

A colleague may question, "How come he gets to work all the good shifts?" whereupon someone might reply, "Oh, he sucks cock."
by Rudolf Kurt Penner February 22, 2007
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suck a nut

Stop being so fucking annoying...go shuck a nut!!!
by Ashley P December 16, 2003
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