squish

unlike the squish that means to apply pressure to an object, smushing it. This squish means to want to be friends with someone so much that it's almost a crush, but it's 100 percent platonic

person 1: oh my God, I have such a squish on Oliver.
person 2: I know them, do you want me to introduce you?
person 1: no, I have a feeling they hate me, and I respect them to much to ask them to be my friend

by tottallynotgay February 24, 2025

squishy lishy

One who is lovable but squishy in the buttocks area. Very comfortable, very demure.

Squishy lishy needs a hug

by Sbs242 March 9, 2025

squarsh

When someone’s asian but they look EXTRA asian

“holy shit that girl is so Asian. She’s a squarsh.”

by cooperisbaby March 17, 2025

Squish sphere

A group of friends squishing their squishy cheeks in a circle

Obly bobly are having a squish sphere

by Oblybobly fan April 13, 2025

squishbag

A person, partner, or a figure otherwise close to you who's curvaceous, plump, or otherwise squishy on top of being huggable and cuddly.

A: "Check out my squishbag gf"
B: "What luck, dude"

by Ujiak April 13, 2025

squishy

(adj) My favorite texture.

Whenever I'm stressed, I run to the nearest squishy surface

by chillydayswarmnights April 19, 2025

Squishy Onion

The act of pounding Shrek (a tall, burly, Scottish man) in the ass while he has violent diarrhea and Donkey (a smaller, smart talking acquaintance) watches from the cuck chair.

After hitting the pub, I took Seamus and Rory home for a squishy onion.

by BearHeadedShark February 3, 2026