Spoon Bandit

A nocturnal infiltrator who creeps momentarily into the spoon position before escaping unnoticed.

Much to my surprise, the CCTV footage revealed the visit from a Spoon Bandit

by nigelburns July 10, 2018

Spoon lord

Someone who is an absolute spoon lord is just plain stupid and ridiculous. A form of insult used usually towards friends or siblings.

Person 1: you just ate a table you spoon lord

Person2: huh

by Zigadawg May 04, 2020

spoon material

You would make a good boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.

He has a really nice butt. He's definitely spoon material!

by Attorney@lawl August 28, 2015

Spoons Dad

Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.

"Good effort, remember to keep hydrated"

"Mate, check Clifford out, he's being a proper Spoons Dad".

by MurrMiteFish9 June 28, 2022

Southern Spooning

The act of spooning in which the little spoon is facedown in the bed and the large spoon is on top.

“Did you hear about Jenny’s accident. She suffocated while southern spooning with chad.”

by Escriben March 28, 2020

Mind Spooning

The mental coupling of 2 individuals by engaging in an intellectual debate or discussion where one individual's thoughts embraces the other individual's thoughts. This process may result in a mind fuck.

We had no idea what we wanted to do for our project so we spent the evening mind spooning.

by Puromycin May 02, 2013

Scumbag Spoon

A spoon so ridiculously small, that only scumbags will use.

Typically used in a Fast Food setting when the manager is feeling stingy.

(1) Damn, bro look at this Scumbag Spoon!
(2) Yeah, you can't even fit a slice of cucumber in it.

by The_Real_Dogeton February 01, 2023