spider shits

When two people cross legs (one person's left and one person's right) while sitting on the same toilet and shit at the same time. Completion without laughter means the two people are soulmates.

"Charles and I engaged in spider shits without laughing. I had no idea I was gay."

by Luis Espiezi June 20, 2012

Indiana Spitshine

You put a whole stick of butter up your ass and go for a lengthy run/jog. After the butter is warmed up and melted, you stick a ear of corn up your ass and butter the cob. Eat and enjoy

Hey bro, you gonna eat before your run?

No, I’m just gonna Indiana Spitshine

by SmokeyCheeks August 13, 2022

shitsaster

An absolute, moronic disaster.

The League of Nations was a shitsaster.

by Suvi Riversmouth May 16, 2011

shits and googles

The act of looking up obscure facts when in social situations just for the hell of it.

John: Who was that guy in the movie where they beat the crap out of aliens?

Bob: I dunno? Lemme look it up just for shits and googles...

by scoobylou May 28, 2013

Shitshutter

Noun.

1.) Someone who takes really bad photos.

Verb.

(Shitshuttered - past tense

Shitshot - Future tense)

1.) Take a photo of someone else on a really bad angle.

"Dan, no offense, but you're such a shitshutter. None of these photos are good enough to be on the cover of the weekly paper."

"Did you just shitshutter me? Fuck off James! Take someone else's photo, damnit!"

by Kheoz December 28, 2013

shitscoop

1. verb to describe person who screws something up

3. noun to describe something generally used to pick up animal poop

1. Hey shitscoop how do you go from 1 to 3 typing definitions?

3: Honey, babe, I know you hear me, can you get the kids to grab this shitscoop and clean up the yard?

by Caddywompus84 January 17, 2017

shitsatanic

shitsatanic: (adjective) of a sentence on deceitful.

shitsatanic person has gain almost 2/3 of human population to her trap in falsely pretention guises.

by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe January 22, 2018