spitshine

when a woman is giving you oral sex and then you blow your jism in her mouth, she then proceeds to spit it out on your cock and give you a handjob.

"Damn James i blew my load in Mary's mouth last night and then she gave me a spitshine."

by jack_black March 18, 2004

Indiana Spitshine

You put a whole stick of butter up your ass and go for a lengthy run/jog. After the butter is warmed up and melted, you stick a ear of corn up your ass and butter the cob. Eat and enjoy

Hey bro, you gonna eat before your run?

No, I’m just gonna Indiana Spitshine

by SmokeyCheeks August 13, 2022

spishing

when i finish fishing in spanish i will use the fish to fish for fish cuz fishing in spanish is to finish fishing, when the spish go spishing for the fish and the fish go spish.

spishing is spish

by gabcet April 3, 2021

Spit shine the coochie

Spitting on your hand before going to town on a coochie

Example: “It was so dry down there I had to spit shine the coochie”

by Microwavereadyspaghetti May 8, 2019

Spitching

The totally immense combination of the words 'spiffy' and 'bitching'!

Even though you look like a pimp in that pink jacket and oversized wicker hat, it's spitching!

by Whore McBitchwhip July 18, 2010

Spit-Shine the Old Water Pump

Male Masturbation

The act of stroking one's own penis.

My girlfriend is on the rag so I had to go spit-shine the old water pump.

by Penny Man August 4, 2008

Spit Shine

When masturbating, or recieving a hand-job, spit is put on the hands, and treated as a lubricant to stimulate the cock.

"My bitch gave me a spit shine lastnight, it felt so fuckin' good."

by Treble June 16, 2003