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Indiana Spitshine 

You put a whole stick of butter up your ass and go for a lengthy run/jog. After the butter is warmed up and melted, you stick a ear of corn up your ass and butter the cob. Eat and enjoy
Hey bro, you gonna eat before your run?

No, I’m just gonna Indiana Spitshine
Indiana Spitshine by SmokeyCheeks August 13, 2022

spishing 

when i finish fishing in spanish i will use the fish to fish for fish cuz fishing in spanish is to finish fishing, when the spish go spishing for the fish and the fish go spish.
spishing is spish
spishing by gabcet April 3, 2021

Spit shine the coochie 

Spitting on your hand before going to town on a coochie
Example: “It was so dry down there I had to spit shine the coochie”
The totally immense combination of the words 'spiffy' and 'bitching'!
Even though you look like a pimp in that pink jacket and oversized wicker hat, it's spitching!
Spitching by Whore McBitchwhip July 18, 2010

Spit-Shine the Old Water Pump 

Male Masturbation

The act of stroking one's own penis.
My girlfriend is on the rag so I had to go spit-shine the old water pump.

Spit Shine 

When masturbating, or recieving a hand-job, spit is put on the hands, and treated as a lubricant to stimulate the cock.
"My bitch gave me a spit shine lastnight, it felt so fuckin' good."
Spit Shine by Treble June 16, 2003