Chuddles [chud] [semen] [sperm] [cum] [pearl necklace]

1. A puddle of semen.
2. Thick, chunky semen.

Chuddles chud semen sperm cum pearl necklace, Chuddled, "Dude, I chuddled all over her face!", "Dude, I left chuddles on her breasts."

by PIXELjunke January 3, 2009

Subterranean Siberian Sperm Spitting Semen Serpent

A name for the giant white penis that lives in my pants.

That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.

by olaf the cockmaster April 22, 2011

Sperm Locked

Sperm Locked, unspoken binding contract in which two people have engaged in intercourse that results in the birth of a child. Can be positive or negative according to your #affectionship.

Positive
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)

Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”

(Dave never returned)

by Diddybiddie September 24, 2023

sperm world

Sperm world is a term used to describe the inside of your scrotum

Boy: Baby the citizens of sperm world are coming up

by SPERM EJACULATOR January 12, 2017

Montclair Sperm Donor Centre

The Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a place where dreams are fulfilled, where fortunes are won and lost in the blink of an eye. Located deep within the bosom of the Southern end of the township of Montclair, CA, the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a glistening totem, a shining beacon, in a wasteland of gloomy dark tartarus. The site is open to all of Montclair's citizens, with the exception of Richard Burnish. Equipped with state of the art cum-extraction tools, you just have to sit back, and we do all the work. Currently hiring new custodian staff.

"I heard Evan is the janitor at the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre. I saw him sleeping on a pile of newspapers and Subway napkins in the closet after his shift ended."

by Evan The Cum Janitor October 31, 2022

Sperm Banksy

An artist that is just like legendary British street artist and political activist Banksy, except instead using stencil, he uses sperm, and instead of addressing topics of war and politics, he draws dicks.

Just saw a dick spewed across the subway seat next to me...must be another pop-up from Sperm Banksy!

by joeydnewyork July 8, 2025

Sperm Spout

Japs eye, fish lips, penis hole

By Jove Nicholls!! I’ve gone and caught me sperm spout in me zipper again!!!!

by Befferson 2 June 10, 2025