Spermmelier

A Spermmelier is an expert in the art of fellatio.

A person who frequently imbibes male orgasmic discharge and has extensive knowlege about the proper technique or extracting such discharge in such a way to provide maximum pleasuer to the extractee.

"She did not appreciate the pungent bouquet of my seminal fluids, and thus I had to hire a new spermmelier."

by JimX January 27, 2004

spermatically

A term often used on Corporate Conference calls to illustrate when similar things appear or happen at irregular intervals in time; occasional:

Often used publicaly.

Toni spermatically articulates herself by inventing a new word.

in a sporadic manner; "he only works sporadically"

by DanielD April 15, 2007

spermlet

Young aged, at a young age, short, small, search for a woman, pervert.

"I always wanted a guitar since I was a spermlet."(young)

"Lol, Kevin is spermlet." (short)

"Dude, I think im spermlet(ed)toward this hot chick!"(pervert)

by fireanonmonys April 4, 2009

sperm globes

noun: a name for testicles. First coined by Chris Hardwick on Web Soup

1.) The ball crashed right into his sperm globes!

2.) His sperm globes. Population 0.

by Im your mothers favorite June 16, 2010

sperm teddy

A sperm teddy is a crusty old teddy bear used to wipe up the results of whacking off.

Darnell: Hey, I can't find my sperm teddy!

Franconi: Sorry, I just used it. It's a little gooey.

by scodder September 29, 2012

Sperms perm

The act of dispensing a hot load in a woman's hair after receiving a blow job then it drying in their hair.

I blow my load last night after my girl gave me head. I didn't know where it went till this morning when my girl had a sperms perm.

by Tonlik65 October 16, 2013

Sperminate

To impregnate a woman with your luscious bodily fluid fertilizing her egg.

My halfwit husband could not Sperminate my egg.

by Kenace October 30, 2014