speaking shakespeare

When you read/see a Shakespeare play (or any other old literature) and start to talk like the characters (i.e. vocabulary, mannerisms, rhythm, rhyme, iambic pentameter, etc.) on a regular basis.

Guy 1: She doth teach the torches to burn bright!
Guy 2: Dude... what!?
Guy 1: I said that chicks hot, man!
Guy 2: Oh, what was all that you were saying?
Guy 1: Sorry, dude. I've been speaking Shakespeare ever since we read Romeo and Juliet in class last week.

by JudeMer April 29, 2009

speaking british

Speaking British - a lot like speaking english, just way cooler and funner to do.

speaking british makes to way awesomeer than anyone else in the world, (besides speaking australian)

by Purple Ninja Hippo March 27, 2010

clitoritisly speaking

Talking about vaginas

She has a puffy taco....clitoritisly speaking.

by City cowgirl August 29, 2018

half-speak

To understand so many languages that you get confused.Therefore,you half-speak it.

I half-speak German, Italian, and Japanese.

by waterdude125 June 24, 2011

bitch-speaking

When a feminist blames a male of 'mansplaining' or 'manspreading' or any similar words, only to be shot down with a counter argument that leaves her first point invalid.

Tyler: ya watch the news last night?
Dan: Yeah, that feminist was bitch-speaking for no reason

by Slender_Man👹 March 24, 2018

National Bonnie speaks facts day

national Bonnie speaks facts day is when I (Bonnie) SPEAK FACTS! I am making this day because jetti spaghetti can not rap his head around the FACT that I love him more.

“Hey did u hear? It’s national bonnie speaks facts day!”
“Oh shit no way! I just know she’s gonna spit straight facts!”

by petitebunni January 01, 2023

Drankly speaking

Used to preface a statement said while incredibly drunk. Being frank with the aid of drank. May be shortened to just "Drankly".

"Drankly speaking, most of you are just barely tolerable at this BAC."

by twistedechoes July 07, 2015