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Alabama cheese spank

The Alabama cheese spank is a sexual act when the male first covers his hands in melted cheese or nacho cheese. The male the proceeds to spank the female while using the cheese as lube
guy 1: dude my girlfriend and me did the Alabama cheese spank and now her pussy smells like cheese!

guy 2: well no shit its going to smell like cheese after that.
by epic man epic words September 9, 2021
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spank putty

A lotion or mixture used for masturbation.
Hey Joey can you hand me that spank putty...my weiner is as red as a baboon ass
by Johnny wacker April 21, 2014
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Spank theory

The spank theory originates from ShyoWager, it is a theory in Valorant esports that says a team can only get spanked a certain amount of rounds before they get turned on, get hard and fuck the other team.
Have you heard of the spank theory?
Yes, MIBR are ready to fuck 100 Thieves
by Sh0ma August 7, 2025
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Spanking Nog

Silly Ahh name for Beating The Wife
Dude, If she threatens to leave, Just start Spanking Nog
by Jank Botiko Fan February 20, 2025
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booby spank

When a women with big boobs run and her boobs spank together.
That runner girls boobs kept booby spanking together
by Tittyspanker47 June 4, 2016
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Spank the Lasagna

The act of smacking your erect penis one the outter Vulva or clitoris of a vagina during or usually before sex. You can see pornstars "Spanking the Lasagna" before penetration in most porn films.
Damn bro he really spanking her lasagna in this MF

Do you spank the lasagna before you have sex
by BoogalooBastard February 16, 2021
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spank

a way of saying “deal” or agreeing with something or someone
“let’s go out tomorrow
“okay spank”

will you bring me the homework
“spank”
“okay spank”
by ellstayslang December 9, 2019
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