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pan-spank-sual

A spanko who enjoys spanking play with all genders. They may identify as straight or gay and have a preferred gender that they play with but also enjoy spanking other genders as well. Or, they could identify as bisexual or pansexual and enjoy spanking all genders.

Who you like to spank is not necessarily in accordance with who you are sexually attracted to. Some people like platonic spankings.
Person 1: Do you know if that female top plays with women? I heard she has a boyfriend and is a straight girl.

Person 2: Yeah! She's pan-spank-sual. I've seen her use the hairbrush on a naughty young lady before.
by girlwhogetsspanked March 26, 2024
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Spank

What my dad did to me when I was 5
Dad:did you wash the dishes? Me: no dad: I am going to spank you now come here
by anonymous February 26, 2025
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Hang spanking

The act of hanging by the neck from a loose rope and nasturbating to achieve an ultimate orgasm.
by Dominicvanni@gmail.com October 21, 2022
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spank

by sbev November 20, 2019
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wet spankings

Wet spankings is when one of your homies leaves the toilet lid up when they use the bathroom before you and then when you go in and inevitably fall ass first into the toilet all 10 of your homies barge into the bathroom and take turns spanking your wet ass
The foreskin goblin is a fat bastard (not the fat bastard from the hit movie Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged me ) who deserves wet spankings.
by John_ green_go_meow April 19, 2020
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spank quest

When you are masturbating while searching the web for something to peak your arousal.

#spank #quest #masturbation
I went on a full blown spank quest last night
by Madigan90 December 21, 2016
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Hanky Spank

When you spank someone so hard they immediately ejaculate all over the ceiling or floor (depending on which way they’re bent over).
Example 1: I spent all day cleaning my ceiling after I hanky spanked Vanessa and Leroy last night. It straight up smelled like salty fish and swamp water.

Example 2: Kimberly enjoyed being hanky spanned so much, their ceiling starting growing black mold from the excessive moisture.

Example 3: “Dude how did you break your wrist?”
“I hanky spanked Kyle on the kitchen floor last night and slipped on his cum making a sandwich at 2am.”
by doctordual639 June 22, 2021
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