i have something to tell you

i’m gonna say something urban dictionary doesn’t like……

i will not buy the skibidi toilet mug.

person: i have something to tell you…. i’m not gonna buy the skibidi toilet mug
person 2: yea me neither lol

by pptepengy August 15, 2024

...I did something

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.

Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?

Friend 2: ...I did something

Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?

Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...

Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?

Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...

Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)

Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.

by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024

or something

The name given to an object (other than a rock) used to lean a Flameless Ration Heater (FRH) in order to heat up a Meal Ready to Eat (MRE).

"What do I lean my FRH on?"
"Read the packet. It says on a rock or something"

by anonymous April 14, 2022

Something more tactical

The one team you dont want showing up at the airsoft field, especially after their long nights binging food.

Hide the snacks guys Something more tactical (S.M.T) is here, oh shit they cant make it out of their cars. Its alright everyone they forgot their mobility scooters.

by Not that guy pal June 23, 2022

vodka something

A mixed drink made by mixing vodka with something.

Bartender, please make me a vodka something, just mix vodka with whatever you have back there.

by EasyDick January 20, 2020

There’s something of the Jo Oakley about you.

You’re stupid or thick.

Are you daft? I think there’s something of the Jo Oakley about you.

by Giant Oscar January 15, 2025

Something is not yes

When something is wrong, but your lack of English skills can't find the correct word.

"So what's up with your AE86?"
"Something is not yes."

by the_cooker December 21, 2024