Short up

People who say sAusage!

“Hey can I get a pound of a sAusage!”

That guy must be a short up!

by No-0ne-actually October 12, 2020

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Short-Snout

A pig-like deformity where one's nose becomes erect, almost like a pig's snout

OMG, you have short-snout!

by oldprick78 April 13, 2017

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short fried

When you are using online dating or using Tinder and the persons picture makes them appear taller than they actually are. When you meet them in person and they are short you got small fried.

Girl 1: hey girl I finally met up with Eric last night. Girl you won't believe he was shorter than me!

Girl 2: DAMN Gina you got short fried!!!!

by Jeeper621 May 17, 2017

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sack of short

When an individual says something and generalizes the majority as a whole, and doesn't include the minority

"Wow Jordan I can't BELIEVE you didn't include Caleb when you were talking about who all had braces, you sack of short!"

by OldCharter June 20, 2017

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pink shorts

When a man or woman wears almost skin color shorts and sits legs akimbo, thus giving the appearance on nudity, without genitals or pubic hair.

Person 1: Oh my gosh! That man has no genitals! Is he a Barbie doll?
Person 2: Nah it's just pink shorts

by rinopie June 29, 2016

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Pube shorts

A pair of shorts that are so short that there is a high risk for the wearer's pubic hair to be revealed through the bottom of one of the legs. Note: the Pube Shorts are not a gender specific garment.

Tommy: Did you see what Mollie was wearing today?
Jessica: Oooh! Pube Shorts all the way!

by blueisnotaname June 24, 2016

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