owl shooting

A game where a group of guys go out and try to get with the ugliest chick there. The guy with the ugliest chick wins the game.

That girl would totally win if we were playing owl shooting.

Dude, did you see that fucking ugly fat chick Martin got with? He totally won at owl shooting.

by taschenmuschi May 03, 2011

shooting the shit

And expression used when two or more people (usually friends) carry on a friendly conversation or a discussion.

Cheating? No way! John and I were shooting the shit at the bar all night!

by draftphunk July 11, 2011

Shoot-her

When you put a shooter on your finger and shove it into a girls vagina. After which you then turn her upside down, fill the glass and then proceed to take the shot.

Buddy: Dude have you ever Shoot-hered someone?
Dots: Yah dude i tried it last night... but the glass broke...
Buddy: Atta Girl

by That Cowardly Kid May 07, 2011

Shoot The Shit

It's a thing that true men do. It ussaly involves two men getting some shit(poop) and shooting it.

Father: Son today I'm going to make you a man.
Son: How?
Father: We're going to Shoot The Shit...literally.

by Weirdo Sheep February 20, 2016

trouble shooting

An excuse to space out for a couple of hours when you work in a office cubicle managed by a clueless boss.

Boss: "Johnson, have you sent out those STP reports?"
Johnson: "Uh.... no there was a problem with my computer, it was (insert computer jargon), I've been trouble shooting."

by Dmorg November 17, 2003

crap shoot

Inserting your fingers into a vagina and wildly shaking them from side to side and up and down until she gushes, then taking your poon soaked hand and slinging it on her face.

Jeff finally got to finger his girlfriend but she squirted all over his mom's sofa...so he gave that little whore a crap shoot.

by Stanton R. April 23, 2008

shoot the shit

Inject heroin in your veins and go down the spiral.

Layne liked to shoot the shit; he liked it too much.

by Looch September 09, 2005