Cakeob Shmacked

State of being when you are sitting on a chair hoping to not die from alcohol poisoning.

Jacob is at the party Cakeob Shmacked.

by Cakeob November 15, 2018

Cracker Shacker

(1) Someone who has exclusively romantic relationships with White people
(2) Someone who roommate with only white people

Christelyn karazin is a Cracker Shacker

by EmJayee January 3, 2019

Potato sacked

When a football quarterback gets hit by two linemen. One hits the quarterback in the legs from the front, while the other hits the quarterback in the back from behind.

That quarterback got potato sacked on third and long!

by Baloriolefan October 6, 2019

Cob-Smacked

What happens when an unsuspecting individual unknowingly walks into a Web of Cob.

My neighbor came over for a visit during the Hallo’s of Ween, and was immediately Cob-Smacked.

by Horizonogre November 9, 2019

Flap Smacked

Flap smacked is the act of being hit in the face or head by a flap of skin, usually the size of a large dildo, when log-rolling a patient undergoing a circumferential body lift.

Joey got flap smacked yesterday during Dr. Frankenstein's case.. it was like a knock-out punch from Mike Tyson.

by Breakfast Burrito lover 724 July 29, 2020

Funny-smacked

When somebody hits you with a come back or says something so funny that you ain’t got shit to say

I told my wife she should eat more vegetables. She told me I should eat more dick. YeahI just got effin funny-smacked.

by Chili sauce September 15, 2020

Ship shanked

Shit out of luck

When I found myself in trouble and with no way out, I was ship shanked.

by Brianswords October 3, 2020