San Mateo 

San Mateo is divided into 2 gang areas The West Side (aka West Madtown or West Madeio) home of the WST (West Side Tongans or just the West Tonga Mob which are basically the tongan bloods) and and the Northenos (aka Northes or mexican bloods) and the other side is Shore View (aka SV or ESSV = East Side Shoreview) which is on the East and Northside which is home to the T.C.G (Tongan Crip Gang) and the Suranos (aka The Scraps or mexcian crips) They have wars between races. Most of the northside is white kids the south which is Hillsdale and Los Prados (aka LP) where the fake northes are and the faggot white kids are and in the hills the whites.

San Mateo Is a gang land

San Mateo by MS-13 K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 8, 2022

San Diego Hello 

Waking up with a line of cocaine on your gums

I woke up feeling like shit so I took a San Diego Hello

San Diego Hello by Canollibalogna July 9, 2022

San Francisco Sundae 

A variation of tea bagging with a tasty twist. The testicles (the nuts) are placed in the eye sockets with the flaccid penis (the banana) draped gently over the mouth.

Often used as a party joke by immature bi-curious frat boys. Performed by intoxicated fraternity brothers, on unconscious victims, usually other men.

San Francisco Sundae by Evdawg September 26, 2004

San Fran Freako 

The city of San Francisco, nicknamed so due to its large liberal extremist population.

Citizens of San Fran Freako cream their pants every time a new state legalizes gay marriage.

San Fran Freako by amplitude June 29, 2011

san dieguito academy

a high school in encinitas, california of nerds, stoners, and ravers. also has a lot of skaters and surfers and surfers are great so they make up for the rest of the school and its lack of a football team

1: hey you go to san dieguito academy right?
2: yeah
1: so you smoke weed and skate all the time then?
2: yeah

san dieguito academy by a-n-o-n-y-m-o-u-s-s-s December 27, 2011

San Diego 

A city in Southern California. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it "San Diego," which of course in German means a "whale's vagina."

1. You stay classy, San Diego!

2. Go fuck yourself, San Diego!

San Diego by Jon Solo July 20, 2013

san jose 

A place with few venues for local bands, Christmas in the Park, and crazy Santa Clara cops in the next town over (which is all connected so you can't really tell).

Bad traffic and a bad nightlife.

"Hey! San Jose is 45 minutes away from SF!"

san jose by Tzeentch February 15, 2005