When a guy has intercourse with a girl while she is menstruating and he pulls out and she blows him and then he wipes his dick off in her hair thus leaving her with red hair and a red ring around her mouth looking like a disheveled Ronald McDonald.
by godfather_of_soul October 23, 2010
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An annoying person that usually makes friends easily. But, isn't the best at school, like, at all. Usually hispanic, skinny, and sometimes gay.
by A__Fan May 31, 2018
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a man who also made the drastic meme known as suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, or as IshowSpeed says,
"Cristiano Ronaldo, SEWEY!" he is now a rival of messi
a man who also made the drastic meme known as suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, or as IshowSpeed says,
"Cristiano Ronaldo, SEWEY!" he is now a rival of messi
person1:Cristiano Ronaldo is the best
person2:No he isn't lol also you are such a nazi im gonna go make a hate speech on you in the defenition
person2:No he isn't lol also you are such a nazi im gonna go make a hate speech on you in the defenition
by borisjohnsonisatorytwat January 29, 2023
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These people tend to be ignored most of the time and are maybe answered once every 50 calls. When answered, they do nothing but blab about their lives and stuff you seriously don't care about for an hour. Then 10 seconds later, will email you on facebook, myspace, aim, etc. This people also tend to think of a new nickname for you everytime they call, usually not creative
These people tend to be ignored most of the time and are maybe answered once every 50 calls. When answered, they do nothing but blab about their lives and stuff you seriously don't care about for an hour. Then 10 seconds later, will email you on facebook, myspace, aim, etc. This people also tend to think of a new nickname for you everytime they call, usually not creative
Rishab: "Dude Devin Harris got a 3 pointer in the last 2 seconds of the nets game for his 6th last minute win this season"
Kenny: "I don't even know who the hell that is! Stop being a Ronak"
Kathy: "Hey so this guy Clayton is starting to become my friend"
Mike: "That guy is a huge Ronak I wouldnt become friends with him"
Kathy: "Oh thanks, youre a life saver."
Dad: "Is that Ronak kid calling you?"
Son: "Yeah, 4th time today, and it's not even 3!:
Dad: "Ignore the fucking kid"
Son: "I already did"
Kenny: "I don't even know who the hell that is! Stop being a Ronak"
Kathy: "Hey so this guy Clayton is starting to become my friend"
Mike: "That guy is a huge Ronak I wouldnt become friends with him"
Kathy: "Oh thanks, youre a life saver."
Dad: "Is that Ronak kid calling you?"
Son: "Yeah, 4th time today, and it's not even 3!:
Dad: "Ignore the fucking kid"
Son: "I already did"
by Chuck Norris Jokes December 28, 2009
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Derives from Cristiano Ronaldo.
Derives from Cristiano Ronaldo.
Five men ran at Chuck Norris wielding swords and knives. He utterly Ronaldoised them in under 4 seconds.
by Pigeon Lord May 30, 2008
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