armed robbery

Da act of "stealing" a person out of da "administering da lovies" clasp of someone else so dat you yourself can hug said embraced person instead.

If you either (1) wait till da "current" hugger has finished embracing your "target" individual, or (2) politely/humbly ask da snuggling couple if you may "have a turn" wif da desired-by-you person, then it's not really "armed robbery", since both members of da couple are voluntarily allowing you "clasping 'n' caressing" privileges. Extra points if you (1) offer to engage in a group-hug wif both of them instead of just giving one of them a "separate" hug, so dat neither person even has to actually let go of da other after all, or (2) be sure to give da OTHER member of da couple a hug, too (maybe even before you embrace your "target" person, so dat said other person knows right off dat he is gonna "get some lovin'" from you, also, and thus he will not hafta worry dat he's gonna feel left out), showing him dat you value his feelings, too, and are grateful to him for letting you have your desired snuggle-wuggle wif his romantic companion.

by QuacksO June 20, 2023

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Washington Robbery

Your significant pushes a turd to the mouth of the anus, you then remove the turd with your hands, inserting it into your partner's reproductive organ, after insertion you penetrate the turd spreading it around the orifice.

Hey Ben i cannot come to Golden Corrall tonight bonnie wants a Washington robbery.

by John J Jingleheimerschmidt August 2, 2024

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Washington Robbery

Your partner pushes their excrement to the mouth of the anus, you proceed to remove the excrement from the anus inserting it onto their reproductive organ. Following this you insert yourself into the excrement spreading it around their respective orifice.

Hey John I cant come to golden corall tonight bonnie wants a Washington robbery.

by John J Jingleheimerschmidt August 2, 2024

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Margot Robbie

A wish.com version of Darcy

"Wow, Darcy is so much prettier than Margot Robbie"

-everyone all/the/time

by PlzLoveMeBack1 January 25, 2024

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Chocolate Robbery

The act of stealing someones extrements before they drop into the water.

1: I was just trying to take a shit, but there was no splash. Weird.
2: DId you hear it drop or see it flush?
1: No
2: Well then, it was a Chocolate Robbery.

by LilGanja1337 February 8, 2024

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