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Religionaire

Religious, wealthy, privileged, self-focused, self-serving, self-righteous, Conservative Republican-Americans who believe they have the right to push their personal Biblical morals and financial agendas on everyone else.

Religionaires are against women's rights and gay equality.
Religionaires don't care about the elderly and/or disabled.
Religionaires are WAY OUT OF TOUCH with the average American citizen, and selfishly believe that we're stupid enough to accept their mindset or vote them into office.
by Scrappy SamCat November 7, 2012
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religion

A very severe mental disease that makes sufferers believe in fairy tales that are thousands of years old
Why does she believe in dragons and people that live in the clouds? What's wrong with her?

She's religious (believes in religion)
by Ethan Brooks May 31, 2016
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religion is complete bullshit
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against my religion

I'm not going to participate or comply because I'm going to give you a lame excuse, it's against my religion. Waving off anything you don't want to do and blaming it on your belief system.
I can't do the housework because it's against my religion.

I can't bake you a same-sex wedding cake because it's against my religion.
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Religion

Religion is nothing more then spiritualism laced with fear to keep us domesticated like cattle so were easier to maintain
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"You're all going to Hell!" Standard uninformed "religious" person
"Who died and made you god you hypocritical bastard?!" "anyone with a brain untethered by the slop fed to most
by beamish August 27, 2013
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Religion

Worse than the government. Religion is an unnecessary organization of people with a unanimous belief on a fictional celestial being living in the sky. It is an organization disguised to conduct moral standard but in reality, it is a money grubbing, mind controlling bastards who can't understand science.
"Religion is bullshit" - George Carlin

Teacher: Class, does anyone knows why God forbid Adam and Eve from eating the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge?

Students: So, that sin won't spread to the people

Teacher: No! It's because God feared that one day, people might discover that He actually doesn't exist
by oldemberg April 29, 2014
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religion

A cult that, despite best efforts, has spread wildly out of control.
The Romans tried to put down christianity when it was only a cult, but then their leader constantine made it their state religion and it spread like syphilis.
by Dylan T H January 11, 2010
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