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bedside rag

Usually an old t-shirt, this can be any textile material which is relatively absorbant. The rag is kept at your bedside and used to clean up the goo after you have finished your hand-loving. There are several methods which it is possible to use; goo into your hand and wipe;goo onto your stomach and wipe; or the most popular method is to rest the t-shirt on your stomach so you can goo straight onto it. The bedside rag lets you go to town without having to get up and clean yourself, so that you can sleep like a a dirty little baby.
"my mum found my bedside rag the other day, but i said it was an old art t-shirt which had gotten glue on it."

"my bedside rag smells of extra mature stilton"
by Rob Lewis May 13, 2005
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Ragged Off

Chiefly Australian slang.

The state of being disproportionately angry about something - see also riled up, pissed off.

Derived from an irritable temperament of a woman who is on their period, i.e. on the rag.
Bruce, I'm pretty ragged off about being kicked out of the pub, I only glassed a cunt.
by Ramiel01 September 12, 2021
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pee rag

a pee rag is someone beyond a piss wipe; they exhibit piss wipe behaviours on another level.
by Zea & Chloe September 25, 2021
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Rag on these hoes

P1 - Lets go rag on these hoes!
P2- Yeah bro.
by BruhBibo September 29, 2021
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nudy rag

a towel - something you rub all over your naked body.
Don't touch me with your nudy rag!
by Reyn August 12, 2005
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doo-rag

cloth or mesh that fit properly over the head and can be used for to enhance the appearance of "waves" on a persons head, keep braids un-nappy, or just to wear for style.
Guy 1:I'm wearing my doo-rag to get waves!

Guy 2: Dude, that looks like a head condom.
by Woobie June 4, 2005
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fag rag

the male homosexual version of a tampon, used to soak up excess blood from assholes usually most commonly used by people new to ass sex or those who like it ruff and dry.
Anthony:I haven't changed my fag rag for days it crusted into my asshole, anyone want to try and break it free?
by kristarkrustar June 2, 2009
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