Public Jerk

When you masterbate in public and you cum on a cute girl or guy in public

"Hey I got arrested doing a public jerk to my teacher"

by Person54 May 23, 2018

Public Adjuster

Ambulance chasers. A mostly unnecessary profession where someone "represents" the policyholder rather than the insurance company. They don't really do anything besides add a bunch of bullsh*t line items in Xactimate to try and "blow up" a claim. The end result is the claim extending for months and months and only the public adjuster benefiting financially, while completely screwing over the insured.

When my house burned down, a public adjuster solicited his services to me. Since I wasn't a moron, I told him to go f*ck over someone else.

by urbancreaterdude May 31, 2018

public glammer

Usually used by a person that do their makeup on the subway, train, bus, plane or in a taxi.
These people usually fucks up their makeup and looks weird in front of everyone else.

"I just saw a public glammer on the bus, her makeup didn't end up that well." " I don't understand public glammers, I can't do it, I just mess up my brows and my wing."

by Sifoa009 May 26, 2018

Publife

Publife is the lifestyle group associated with Southern California. Publife associates a social scene with various activities ranging from the beach to the mountains and desert and everything in between. Adrenaline junkies, party-goers. Never looking for a good time, instead they are the good time.

Guy 1: Hey dude, whats going on this weekend?
Guy 2: Grabbin some brews tonight, we're all headed out to the desert in the morning. Reppin that publife you know!
Guy 1: Sweet dude, if you guys make it back in time there's a party down at the beach.
Guy 2: Fersure brotha, Ill be there!

by pubsterpubstercole June 9, 2018

Publishing a book

Where a person takes ages to respond back to you, or you see “____ is typing...” for 8 years.

Damn, is Sam publishing a book right now?

by AlluringAurora July 7, 2018

Public bathroom roulette

When you have eaten some two week old leftover mexican food and you have to shit so bad you don't have time to clean the seat before sitting down in a public bathroom. You simply pick any open stall and sit, hoping that some teenager didn't piss all over the stall as a 'joke'.

Usually played when you know what you ate, and believe that the consequences of hesitating to check the seat are worse than sitting in whatever could possibly be on the seat.

Can also be played as a dare between friends.

1: Mike: Jeff man why are you two hours late? The game is halfway over!

Jeff: Dude I lost a game of public bathroom roulette in the subway station. Had to go home again to shower. You wouldn't believe the mess I sat down on. At least I didn't shit myself though! My girl was right, I should've thrown out those leftovers!

2: Dude! Did you see the size of that guy who just came out of the bathroom? I bet he left a nasty rooster tail. Hey Brian, I'll give you $20 to play a round of public bathroom roulette right now!

by 123pshyc! July 8, 2018

PUBLIC

PUBLIC is comprised of three secret agent children, groomed to live their lives as a pop-rock band...undercover ;(
Agent #1: I'm John. I'm simply defined as the phantom of the opera in jeans.
Agent #2: I'm Ben. And I'm actually just threee ducks, glued together. Also in jeans.
Agent #3: I'm Matt, and I like to draw myself shopping (for jeans).

I'm glad my children didn't end up being a PUBLIC.

by iHeartRadio August 15, 2018