Lagoon Poon

Comparable to swamp ass, Lagoon Poon's potent force can instantly soften even the sturdiest of boners . Most common symptoms and signs of "lagoon poon" are a puffy irritation and vast swelling of vagina lips. When encountering hookers with wet, sticky pubic curls; chances are, she suffers from lagoon poon. The collection of pussy sweat often creates a twat slime similar to the texture of infant diarrhea and is often mistaken for grandmas famous meat loaf. Lagoon Poon is a category five cunt funk condition, and although many slam pigs can't help it, they sure can tame it with a simple baby wipe.

Jamarcus: "Bruh, look like dat bitch threw up in her lap my nigga. Slime be dripping through dem yoga pants my nigga"

Denzel: " True my nigga, dat sweaty box be a sure case of Lagoon Poon my nigga"

by dirtyernie92 July 17, 2014

poon wagon

a sexual or romantic bandwagon; to be on the poon wagon means to be in a relationship or simply getting tons of ass. Typically a phrase used towards males.

Rodney: Hey man you've been hitting on her for weeks, just hop on the poon wagon already.

by BallsDeepInVaseline September 29, 2011

poon shoppin

(verb) the act of seeking out, or shopping, for the poon vagina.

Sebastian: Yo, man! Want to go play chinese checkers?
Matthew: No way. I'm going POON SHOPPIN tonight!
Sebastian: I don't know what that is.
Matthew: I know, and you never will.

by call me matt February 18, 2009

e-poon

Female equivelant of e-peen

Dave, you have the bigger e-peen when it comes to gaming, but Veronica has the biggest e-poon!

by Mykrobe June 24, 2008

Poon Sucker

Literally meaning one who performs oral sex on a female. However the dis is intended to insult the crap out of your foe by mentioning that he eats god aweful poon.

Dude, you just killed a bus full of nuns...you fucking poon sucker.

by Revilo Treblig June 6, 2004

poon hunting

poon hunting-the act of young men going out on the town with the express intention of finding drunk, easy girls with whom they can engage in a host of sexual misdemeanours in public parks, toilets, alleyways etc created by the original hunters, Gibbs, Loch, and Barron

Boys it shall be long night, initiate the poon hunting. Soy!!!!

by G-bbs April 2, 2009

poon catch

The portion of underwear where a girl's roast beef rests.

"Just to think of my alarm and distaste at the sight of him (Frisco Sockpuppet) nestled down in to the poon catch of my sister's greasy panties, made me sad, for I now know how desperate he must feel and angry that she changes them so often."

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006