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Fuck Me Please

When a person begs for sex. But not equal sex, sex where one person is dominant. You wish you could get fucked. But your a filthy virgin.
Fuck Me Please or PME.
FUCK ME PLEASE MR. BIG BALLS
by Charles Dickens Rodney February 2, 2022
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Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.
Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.
by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024
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Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024
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May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.
Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!
by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023
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if you find this then please help

please phuqing help me
god if you find this then please help me

what
by Qurtyz November 17, 2021
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please burger cheese

it's a really nervous dude ordering a cheeseburger.
"Can I get a please burger cheese... FUCK!!"
by belaccable April 23, 2024
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Please Call Me Red Scarf

Subreddit run by the partially communist eris where people can't decide if they are maoists or khruschevists
is Please Call Me Red Scarf actually communist?
by anonymouse134 February 6, 2021
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