Pleases

When your girlfriend is making you laugh when ordering food over the phone and you mistakenly say “pleases” instead of “please”, and now you joke about it all the time.

Can I get one, no two smashed hash pleases

by Chelseamae December 2, 2025

Bitch please

Use this word when you want payback

Kanye said bitch please to kim kardashion

by Agclh123400 June 12, 2020

no no no no no don't say that don't say that don't say the n word please because

This word is used to alert others to not use the N word when you are trying to fly the airbus a320 with IAE v2500 engines.

Aryan: Ni-
Ryan: no no no no no don't say that don't say that don't say the n word please because

by I love vatism 1237 September 11, 2023

pleased to meet you

Said on being introduced to someone

This is my wife, Pleased to meet you

by Debskelly1985 August 15, 2021

Nigga Please

A cereal that has good shit on it, like I fucking want it right now.

Person 1: Bro your cereal tastes good. What's the cereal called? So I want to nut on this cereal
Person 2 (who is a whigga): Nigga please.
Person 1: What the fuck i'm going to beat your ass up
Person 2: No, Nigga please (shows the cereal)
Person 1: Ohhh, ok now OILED UP right now.

by yeezyeatsassalot December 23, 2023

I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 6, 2022

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024