when I want my prick yanked I'll do it myself

Return-Retort-Phrase letting the the party who has just spoken know that thier statemnt is not belived.

13YearOldKidWhoDefinedGod: You see, the bible is full of contradictions, and...


Pope John-Paul II: Listen kiddie, when I want my pricked yanked I'll do it myself, mmmmk? K thanks.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

Prickly Cactus

When you are having sex on the beach you stick your thumb in the sand and then shove your thumb right up the broads cornhole.

Can also be used in conjunction with a screaming pelican

While I was giving this chick a screaming pelican, I stuck my thumb in the sand and gave her a prickly cactus also.

by cwh_2002 April 26, 2006

Welshman's prick

Short and thick, so 'tis said, a chud.

What size dowel do you need?

A Welshman's prick.

by octopod May 1, 2005

prickly

lord of the gods

hope prickly lets the white thang do somethin' coo

by ai'thang boy September 5, 2003

prickasaurus

One who is a prick to the extent at which it is comparable size to the size of a dinosaur. A gigantic prick, or douche.

Todd, I can't believe you slept with that girl I like. Why do you have to be such a prickasaurus!

by pebble counter August 12, 2008

prick up

to get a stiffy, hard-on, boner, etc. when the man's prick goes up.

"dude i got a prick up in the middle of class and had to cover it with my giant notebook"

by gillian puke September 26, 2008

prickticular

(adj) the state of being choosy as to where one places one’s penis, possessing a moderate to extreme degree of copulatory standards.

Bobby wouldn't fuck me in my hersey-hole; he’s such a prickticular bastard.

by Copi Kat November 5, 2012